Objecion Denegada

How is Your Honor and all the audience in the courtroom?

Raise your hands if you are innocent
Raise your hands if you are guilty

I am a very professional lawyer
I have dedicated my entire life to studying
I was the top student in the faculty
I defend my clients skillfully
But the judge doesn't trust me

Because I speak like an idiot
Because I speak like an idiot
Because I speak like an idiot

Tired of rejection, I went to another country
I wanted more respect, I wanted to be happy
I studied like crazy, learned other languages
To start working at the local law firm
But everyone laughed at me

Because I speak like an idiot
Because I speak like an idiot
Because I speak like an idiot

I defended an innocent with irrefutable evidence
The case was clear, he was not guilty
The jury mocked me, the prosecutor humiliated me
And in jail, my boy ended up

Like an idiot, the judge told me
Like an idiot, and the clerk
Like an idiot, and the press
Like an idiot, and the people
Like an idiot

And I tell you something, I will never change
I speak as I want, as I please
If you don't like it, it's not my problem
It's the problem of people who are not good

Like an idiot, as I want!
Like an idiot, it's more enjoyable
Because I speak like an idiot, it's more beautiful
Like an idiot, it's my right!
Like an idiot, it's in the Constitution!
Like an idiot, objection, objection!
Because I speak like an idiot, guilty, guilty!
Like an idiot, objection
Like an idiot, sustained
Like an idiot, denied
Because I speak like an idiot, silence in the courtroom
Like an idiot, he speaks like an idiot

What idiots!