Objecion Denegada

How's it going, Your Honor, and everyone in the room?

Raise your hands if you're innocent
Raise your hands if you're guilty

I'm a very professional lawyer
I've dedicated my whole life to studying
I was the top student in law school
I defend my clients with skill
But the judge doesn't trust me

'Cause I talk like an idiot
'Cause I talk like an idiot
'Cause I talk like an idiot

Tired of the rejection, I moved to another country
I wanted more respect, I wanted to be happy
I studied like crazy, learned other languages
To get a job at the local firm
But everyone laughed at me

'Cause I talk like an idiot
'Cause I talk like an idiot
'Cause I talk like an idiot

I defended an innocent guy with undeniable proof
The case was clear, he wasn't the guilty one
The jury mocked me, the prosecutor humiliated me
And my kid ended up in jail

Like an idiot, the judge told me
Like an idiot, and the clerk
Like an idiot, and the press
Like an idiot, and the people
Like an idiot

And I tell you something, I'm never gonna change
I talk how I want, however I feel like
If you don't like it, that's not my problem
It's the problem of those who aren't good

Like an idiot, however I want!
Like an idiot, it's more flavorful
'Cause I talk like an idiot, it's more beautiful
Like an idiot, it's my right!
Like an idiot, it's in the Constitution!
Like an idiot, I protest, I protest!
'Cause I talk like an idiot, guilty, guilty!
Like an idiot, objection
Like an idiot, sustained
Like an idiot, denied
'Cause I talk like an idiot, silence in the room
Like an idiot, he talks like an idiot

What idiots!