Amurrao

I'm sulking, bored, tired
They take me in a cramped car, forced
To see an uncle who's an old drunk
With a wet diaper, with a wrinkled butt
With the heater strong like roasted duck, ao

I want ice cream, but there's only cola
I look at the landscape, but it's cloudy
I want to sleep, but I'm wide awake
I want to escape, but I'm tied up
Like a caged monkey, ao

Calm down, son, we'll be there soon
Your uncle is waiting for us, it'll be spectacular
Your cousin Milton is there, you can play with him
I know he's boring and smells like an orangutan
Wait until we get to that place

I suck my pacifier, it tastes salty
They put on a suit on me, I look like a dead person
They comb my hair and I end up combed
My mom talks to me, she's annoying me
I don't know what she ate, but it smells like fish, ao

Calm down, son, don't despair anymore
You must be calm, you need to rest
I'll give you a bag if you want to vomit
In just a couple of hours we'll get off
Wait until we get to that place

I'd be better off at home lying down
Playing with my spinning top or having a barbecue
But I'm a kid and I'm forced
To do what my annoying parents say
Life is unfair, I feel frustrated
Leave me alone, I'm sulking
Like a locked-up cat, ao

Calm down son, we're almost there
A pot full of stew is waiting for you
If you stay still, I'll buy you a turnover
It can be clam-filled or filled with manjar
Wait until we get to that place

The journey ends, we've arrived
It felt eternal. The trip is over
I can't feel my legs and my neck is bent
I'm dying of sleep and I'm shattered
I fall asleep, this has ended
Ao!