Dennis

From Hildesheim he comes
Dennis, he's a great guy
He doesn't wear his hair too long
He wears jeans and Dr. Martens

Is he a skinhead or is he a punk
Or is he just a bit crazy
Believe me, I really don't know
I just know Dennis, he's not that

Dennis is a little man
With tattoos on his arms
He's not dumb, but not smart either
So he just can't get a woman

At the Oi! The Meeting he was seen
He could barely stand straight
Armed with a rifle
He attacks the cops

He quickly reloads and counts to three
But no bullets came out of the gun
Water sprayed out the front
The cop thought he had a hole in his stomach

Dennis is a little man
With tattoos on his arms
He's not dumb, but not smart either
So he just can't get a woman

Where have his teeth gone
We were interested and asked him
And Dennis, not embarrassed at all, said
I put them on a counter

The belly was empty, money was tight
But teeth I had in abundance
Yes, I exchanged them
For a doner kebab with tzatziki

Dennis is a little man
With tattoos on his arms
He's not dumb, but not smart either
So he just can't get a woman

The concert was soon over
How will Dennis get home now
We took him in the car
In the trunk he finally found gas

I need to puke, he shouted loudly
Scared, one of us looked back
He just grinned cheekily, it was just a joke
Because Dennis doesn't puke

Dennis is a little man
With tattoos on his arms
He's not dumb, but not smart either
So he just can't get a woman

Arriving at ... square
Dennis was already quite drunk
He could barely stand straight
But someone didn't want to sleep without beer

He has no gold and no money
No beer, no dope, and no tent
He stole the beer from us
And he probably didn't believe in the tent

Dennis is a little man
With tattoos on his arms
He's not dumb, but not smart either
So he just can't get a woman

Now Dennis must soon go to jail
Or was it just a joke
I hope we see him again soon
And sing dirty songs again

Dennis is a little man
With tattoos on his arms
He's not dumb, but not smart either
So he just can't get a woman