A Melhor Música de Amor

It's the magic of Mister M
It's the checkpoint of my game
This girl deserves a Grammy
My Mary Jane
Wakes up uglier than a gremlin
Only has five teeth in her mouth
Nobody likes her on Facebook
My Mary Jane

[Lucas A.R.T]
Today Mary Jane told me I had to do a love rap in Projota style
Said she wanted to be my Anitta, can you believe it? Uglier than a goat, doesn't realize
Sorry love, but you know it's true
With sagging breasts, just like Tsunade
When it's the real deal and she doesn't hide her age
Naruto is awesome, the rest is just a trend, let me get back to the song
You invaded my Facebook, acting like a hacker
It's not Mary Jane that I'm not Peter Parker
You get mad, go crazy and want to hit me
Just because I say your butt is like the moon, has a cavity
I only speak the truth, love, you're looking like a drum
I touch you, sound reverberated, the neighbor heard
You're hairier than Chewbacca with that beard
More mustache than the Italian mafia's macaroni
And you want me to make you a love song?
If at home, PMS, breaks everything, like King Kong
And don't ask me, don't ask me to win me over
If you ask me, in the end I know I'll do it, because I love you

It's the magic of Mister M
It's the checkpoint of my game
This girl deserves a Grammy
My Mary Jane
Wakes up uglier than a gremlin
Only has five teeth in her mouth
Nobody likes her on Facebook
My Mary Jane

[Gabriel Rogrigues]
Many call her a plane, but I say she's not
Not a guitar, doesn't have a great body, she's like a cannon
Because she drools, she's a drool shot
Not a gun shot, because just her breath alone kills
But it's okay, every part of her fascinates me
Not even Tarantino explains the violence of this girl
Looking from afar she looks like a rhinoceros
I regretted it, looking up close it seems like she's far away
And she's familiar, who sees gets distracted
With my grandma's breast and my dad's beard
I'm in love with this girl
But she makes me wash the dishes
She's like a hot dog I bought at the corner stand
And in the end had more sauce than it should
Those that come with hair and expired sausage
But it's okay, you're the love of my life
And there's no stopping her when she comes to slap me
Who needs Maria da Penha, where's the law João da Lapa?
I love you my love, you match my soul
There, I said it, now drop that knife

It's the magic of Mister M
It's the checkpoint of my game
This girl deserves a Grammy
My Mary Jane
Wakes up uglier than a gremlin
Only has five teeth in her mouth
Nobody likes her on Facebook
My Mary Jane