Bob Esponja vs Mickey Mouse - Duelo de Titãs (part. Tec Plays)
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SpongeBob vs Mickey Mouse - Titans' Duel (feat. Tec Plays)
[SpongeBob]
I'm ready, (beee) I'm SpongeBob
I've always been on top, the Nickelondeon myth
One of the greatest in history if the subject is animated
Real hottie, for sure, I'm more loved
Always the audience leader no matter the time
374 times Best Employee
I'm going to turn this duel into a cooking tutorial
And today I'm going to teach you how to make a mouse burger
I broke Mickey, so I mit, I didn't get burned
Tell me, who at Disney has what it takes to be king?
I can't believe it's successful and there are people who like it
About a creature that lives in the sewer and swims in the shit
More disgusting than Plankton, can't handle the impact
Seriously, no one found it strange that your girl is just like you?
Who does everything for money and pretends that this is the pinnacle?
MICKEY, is Mickey Fraud
[Mickey Mouse]
Symbol of the biggest brand on the planet, that's me
An idiot deceived by the boss, that's you
Millions of billions in the account, lots of trouble, that's me
And the old man who looks like he's in fifth grade, that's you
Can you see the difference? I represent a legacy
That dominates any media that exists on the market
You're pissed off with envy because I know how to make money
And you're just a poor guy who's going to die a chapeiro
You hunt these jellyfish, I'll kill you, they're dead water
Forget past waters, are you ready for your defeat?
Let's do a calculation: Add idiocy with tiny morals
SpongeBob SquarePants, the result: A cubic shit
You annoying piece of shit, you disgust everyone
Your drawing depicts where you are: Rock bottom
He'll turn yellow like he always did, because he's my fan
I'll buy it all, kick you out, and turn you into Mickeylondeon
[SpongeBob]
You act like a boss, arrogant, I already expected it
Predictable, because the owner's son is always an idiot
But I have some news to disappoint Mickey
Stop acting like a fuck, you don't own Disney
[Mickey Mouse]
Your friend is the star so let's work this out
I discard this sponge and throw it in the trash can
Work like a slave, yet you still don't make progress
This is what happens when you invest in crabs instead of success
[SpongeBob]
To me you're just a duck, don't come acting like a fool
You're mini and without Disney you're nothing but shit
[Mickey Mouse]
The most beloved mouse in the world, my name is a brand
I serve as inspiration
And you: A boring sponge
Who spends the whole day popping soap bubbles
[Gumball]
Oh grandpas, you're so worn out and you're going to be left behind
New generation myth arrives and shows how it's done
[SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse]
Who is this busybody?
Ruining my show?
[Gumball]
Don't pretend you don't know, it's me: Gumball!
Bob looks like cheese, and Mickey? I feel sorry for him
I put the sponge in the mousetrap and catch them both at once
Mickey is shit, talentless, not funny, put on the list
Who only talks about money, because he is materialistic
And Bob, let's not even talk about it, he's Amendobobo
Because he's just an idiot and has a peanut brain
If you want to improve, take the kitten's advice
Bob lacks maturity, Mickey lacks lead