Bob Esponja vs Mickey Mouse - Duelo de Titãs (feat. Tec Plays)

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SpongeBob vs Mickey Mouse - Titans' Duel (feat. Tec Plays)

[SpongeBob]
I'm ready, (beee) I'm SpongeBob
Always been at the top, the Nickelodeon myth
One of the greatest in history when it comes to animation
True hotshot, for sure, more loved
Always the audience leader no matter the time
374 times Best Employee
I turn this duel into a cooking tutorial
And today I'm gonna teach you how to make rat burgers
I broke Mickey, then I became a legend, didn't get burned
You gonna tell me Disney has what it takes to be king?
Can't believe it's successful and people like
A creature that lives in the sewer and swims in crap
More disgusting than Plankton, can't handle the impact
Seriously, no one noticed your girl looks just like you?
Who does everything for money and pretends that's the peak?
M-I-C-K-E-Y, it's Mickey Fraud

[Mickey Mouse]
Symbol of the biggest brand on the planet, that's me
Idiot fooled by the boss, that's you
Millions of billions in the account, lots of drama, that's me
And the old man who looks like he's in fifth grade, that's you
See the difference? I represent a legacy
That dominates any media in the market
You're mad with envy 'cause I know how to make money
And you're just a poor guy who'll die a fry cook
You hunt those jellyfish, I kill them, they're dead waters
Forget the past, are you ready for your defeat?
Let's do the math: Add idiocy to tiny morals
SpongeBob SquarePants, the result: cubic crap
You annoying piece of shit, disgusts everyone
Your show represents where you are: rock bottom
You'll chicken out as you always do, 'cause you're my fan
I'll buy everything, kick you out, and turn it into Mickeylodeon

[SpongeBob]
You act like a jerk, arrogant, I expected that
Predictable, 'cause the boss's son is always a jerk
But I have news to disappoint Mickey
Stop acting tough, you're not the Disney owner

[Mickey Mouse]
Your friend is the star so let's settle this
Toss this sponge away and throw it in the trash
Works like a slave, still no progress
That's what you get for investing in crabs instead of success

[SpongeBob]
To me, you're just a duck, don't act like a goof
You're mini and without Disney, you're just shit

[Mickey Mouse]
The world's most beloved rat, my name is a brand
I serve as inspiration
And you: a boring sponge
Spending all day popping soap bubbles

[Gumball]
Hey grandpas, all worn out and falling behind
Myth of the new generation arrives and shows how it's done

[SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse]
Who's this intruder?
Interrupting my show?

[Gumball]
Don't pretend you don't know, it's me: Gumball!
Bob looks like cheese, and Mickey? I feel sorry for
Put the sponge in the mousetrap and catch both at once
Mickey is crap, talentless, not funny, put him on the list
Only talks about money, 'cause he's a materialist
And Bob, don't get me started, it's Peanutbrain indeed
'Cause he's just an idiot with a peanut brain
If you wanna improve, take the kitten's advice:
Bob lacks maturity, Mickey lacks brains

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