Finn e Jake vs. Mordecai e Rigby - Duelo de Titãs

[Finn and Jake]
Here come the losers, who only find it funny
For those who smoke weed
And if we are opponents
You're gonna be embarrassed

For those with more respect
You'll be humiliated
Although watching the show
You're already used to it

Retards
Underpaid
In this job
Slaves
Your show is anything
But funny

So Finn, tell me
They don't do half of what I did
Would you watch the show
Of two idiotic adults?

I wouldn't
Because that would be
A waste of time
I have things to do
Like defending my kingdom

We are adventurous heroes
Always ready for combat
And what adventure do you live
Besides cleaning up this park?

[Mordecai and Rigby]
Look, Rigby
Say who just arrived
The coolest duo
Killing it in the flow
They want to face us
Your biggest mistake
To humiliate these losers in just one show

So Finn, tell me
What's your problem, my dude?
Criticize my job
And still be unemployed
He wants to be rebellious
He's a scared boy
Not even your own dad wanted you
That's why you were abandoned
Adopted

Jake
Why did you quit crime
Tell me
You're a loser
Only good at being bad

It's the dog that stretches
And the human who likes swords
I don't even want to imagine
What you guys do in that house

[Finn and Jake]
It's very easy for you to talk about us
When you're not heroes
And don't have my voice

We save the world
You don't even do your job
You're lazy

Mordecai is an asshole
Who can't get any action
And Rigby is an idiot
Just messes up over and over

And yet you think you compare
To Finn and me
The best part of the show is when it ends

[Mordecai and Rigby]
They talk about my job, my friend, my girl
No more adventure
It's time to take care of your life

While you complain
Saying I'm in the mud
I'll take your princess
And set my bed on fire

Jake married Iris
Had five unicorns
To match your horned forehead
He's multihorned

Everyone can attest
That we humiliated
And the crap of the land of Ooo
Will become the land of Ooohh!