Goku, Gohan e Bardock vs. Naruto, Boruto e Minato - Duelo de Titãs

[Goku]
Hi, I'm Goku!
I defend everyone and I protect the Earth
Naruto, do you want me to explain to your father?
How and with whom did you have your first kiss?
You live tired, you spend the day at work
And yet
Konoha every day in chaos
You are an asshole
Leave Hinata at home all day
Don't be surprised when you find out you're a cuckold
Runs the entire anime after Sasuke
Boring as hell, that's why he lives alone
And your father trained Kakashi properly
Taught the secret jutsu
Fingering your son's ass
You killed yourself so you wouldn't raise your kid
And he took his wife with him
What's all this for, Minato?
You couldn't do it like everyone else
And simply said
That you were going to buy cigarettes
You weren't even suitable to be Hokage
This was clear from the beginning
Boruto, you're not even a third of your father
And being a third of Naruto is not difficult
I see you copied my orange
Copied the Dama from my Genki Dama
Since your jutsu is to copy what I do
Why did you only copy half of my fame?

[Naruto]
Naruto Uzumaki
Hokage of the Village
Legendary Saiyan race
Also known as Frieza's slaves
I am a Hokage responsible for a people
I defend my Village, this is my conduct
A guy who abandons his own family
To get beaten by aliens
For me he will never be a hero
To me you are a whore
I defend my village because it is my duty
Because the innocent do not deserve to die
Your motivation to fight is fun
This shit is serious, fuck you
I admired you when I didn't know you
I didn't know he was an unempathetic piece of shit
Majin Boo decimates all life on his little planet
And you ask him to come back to life
Just for you guys to play fighting
Dragon Ball Kai, fall
There is so much battle that even the plot disappears
Talk about me, but Bardock is aware
That you are a fuckup
Who lives merging with another man
So, Goku, don't pretend
Don't even worry
This time the fight I ask that does not be restricted
Gohan ended up becoming a super loser
Becoming more useless than Kunai in ninja warfare

[Gohan]
Mystic Gohan
Saiyan Hybrid
Your son is a dishonor to the legacy of a Hokage
Are you sure you still want to talk about me?
Minato died trying to defend the Village
Naruto struggling to build a family
Pass generation and his son Boruto
You're crying because your video game battery is dead
Minato, there's no point in being the fastest
If your quick actions are full of ignorance
What a brilliant idea, you are father of the year
Seal the Fox Demon into a Child's Body
Worse was Naruto who sent the clone
For your own daughter's birthday
You grew up alone
He spent his life alone
And you still don't understand how important a family is

[Boruto]
Boruto Uzumaki
The warrior race falls today
Gohan grew up without a father figure
Chichi is your mother and father
To become a Super Saiyan you have to throw a tantrum
Anger is what triggers you
Goku abandoned Gohan
Didn't create Goten
Are you sure it was my grandfather who didn't want to raise the child?
He slept between his grandfather's legs
You were innocent and didn't know what was happening
The old man didn't die, everyone got it right
Who ended up in jail, committed pedophilia
Bardock, I don't understand your line of reasoning
It's all very dumb, just don't get me wrong
You get beaten by Freeza
Then you go back in time
And in the past, did your ancestor get beaten?

[Bardock]
Shut your mouth, kid
I am a legend
The first Super Saiyan
You are also a legend
The first anime in the Naruto universe that is bad
I'm going to hit you to teach you some manners
Just don't come crying to me later
Ask your daddy for help
Call Naruto and I'll beat them both up
When I'm tired of the beating
Bored of hitting you guys
Go there, both of you, to revive Minato
Get the family together and I'll hit all three
Naruto suffered abuse in his childhood
It was with a pervert in the middle of nowhere
I heard you learned Rasengan
Holding Jiraiya's balls

[Minute]
Namikaze Minato
Destined to be Hokage since he was a child
I'm sure Son Goku is a cuckold
This explains why Gohan looks like Yamcha
Today the Yellow Lightning shines
The fastest man in this ninja world
Chichi, Videl and Gine actually look quite similar
They all want a quickie with me
I'm spending my honeymoon with Kushina
It's the same Moon that turns you into a monkey
While I'm in the room growing my family
The Saiyans are sticking bananas up their asses
Call Shenlong and make a wish
Just don't revive another protagonist
Ask for something useful once in your life
Like a fucking screenwriter

[Goku, Gohan and Bardock]
Naruto was going to save everyone
But it didn't happen
Only because of you
Neji died
And in the end the Moon Plan
It finally happened
Not even your affair with Sasuke
You solved it
Boruto doesn't deserve to be a ninja
Your story will soon come to an end
You cheat in the game
You cheat in jutsu
But there is no cheat
That stops you from dying for me
Now it's Minato's turn
I won't let it go
Your son the anime ran after Sasuke
You are the fastest guy
That was very clear
He was the fastest to stop being Hokage
Ninjas can even try
But our legacy will not end
Gohan
Daddy
Now
Kamehameha

[Naruto, Boruto, Minato]
Goku just loses his life
Don't you get tired?
To die in a stupid way?
You have died many times
But don't worry
This time I guarantee it will be the last
Gohan has changed a lot
I had a future ahead of me
In terms of power
You would go further
He was a great prodigy
Reduced to a ridiculousness
Cosplay dress
A shitty Super Saiyamen
Bardock, I even feel sorry for him
In the battle against Freeza
I had no chance of winning
Could have run away with Goku
But he decided to stay in the fight just to burn until he died
We will continue a legacy
It's our ninja way
This is our family
A family of titans
Now all together, let's go
Oh, Rasengan