Homem-Aranha vs. Deadpool 3 - Duelo de Titãs

[Deadpool]
The most handsome anti-hero!
Hey, Spider?
It's been a while since I've seen you
My friend
You've been gone for a while, you've been teased so much
That like every spoiled teenager
He ran away from home
I watched Spider-Verse
And now I confess to you
Which I actually thought was cool
The multiverse thing
The funny thing is, it doesn't matter
The parallel world
There's always a Spider-Man
Crying at the cemetery
Are you okay?
But his uncle: Not even
I'm so sad about Benjamin, I know
Meanwhile, her aunt
Here comes Benjamin, the dove
I need to confess to you that in reality
I, May
How can a kid of that size
To have so much bad luck
Surrounded by death
Of all those who knew him
Gwen
Your parents
Uncle Ben
Tony Stark
What do they have in common?
They all died
Is this the neighborhood hero?
It's just a child
He's not like Wolverine
A real macho, virile guy
Do you think you're cut out to be a hero?
But he's nothing but an imbecile
I saw your video taking a roll
At a children's party
Are you from Carreta Furacão?
Come on, relax
Don't rush
Seeing you hanging
It even made me dizzy
She falls to the ground without any style whatsoever
You're a total nerd!
Deadpool
Superhero
Spider-Man
Super-virgin

[Spider-Man]
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Spider-Man!
Leaving my neighborhood
To be able to go further
I defeat crime night and day
Dude, I'm an Avenger
And you're not even good for anything
For the X-Men intern
I know you're jealous
From my baby skin
Since yours is charred
What's up, man?
Hey, are you okay?
It looks like a creature from beyond
Do you want to sleep with Wolverine?
She's cosplaying as Jean Grey
Didn't understand? That's okay
I'll explain, no problem
Wolverine only dates redheads
He's just like PC Siqueira
Wade, your skin looks like this
From paying so much glub-glub
And now it has this texture
Freddy Krueger's ball
Your heart is upside down
Your mouth and your ass too
This explains
Because you only talk nonsense
Trying to eat my aunt
From the first Duel
Just to get to the crucial moment
And you're going to reveal that you're impotent?
The people I love are gone
But have you already forgotten?
That was his fault
Did Vanessa die?
But if she's dead
You've got a big problem
She met Death
He already knows about his mistress
I'm already tired
To duel with you
And even if I am
Just a poor, fucked-up bastard
Do you kill for money?
Did I understand correctly?
So take this money
And commits suicide

[Deadpool]
The Spider-Boy
He climbed up the wall
Deadpool arrived
And he filled him with bullets
Now he's dead
But you can rest assured
What am I going to do with MJ?
What didn't you do when you were alive?

[Spider-Man]
To disappoint
And to be a complete failure?
I understand, you want to do it
Everything that I don't do
If you think you're the coolest
But he has no talent whatsoever
He is the Dead-Dead
Dead-Dead-Deadpool

[Deadpool]
It's very funny that you're teasing me
With music by Tauz
I already did that, you're late, Peter
It always takes a long time
He was late to save Gwen
It took a while to save Uncle Ben
You are so young
Who only just discovered masturbation now
This is Spider-Man
He never hits, he only gets hit
It has a million versions
And you think that's part of it?
Tobey Maguire: Big Baby
Andrew Garfield: Long-necked
But Tom Holland is the worst
Tony Stark's little slut

[Spider-Man]
Serious?
Is that really your argument?
You're ridiculous
Look at yourself in the mirror
So you're talking nonsense
And in the end, do you make money?
I didn't know you were
A Brazilian politician
And don't mention Tony's name
You have no right to talk about him
With that foul mouth of yours
I'm going to give them a beating
That sick person who acts like a tramp
And Marvel is changing its name today
For Deadputa