Homem-Aranha vs. Deadpool 3 - Duelo de Titãs

[Deadpool]
The hottest anti-hero!
Hey, Spider?
It's been a while since I've seen you
My buddy
You've been missing, got so teased
That like every spoiled teenager
You ran away from home
I watched Spider-Verse
And now I confess
That I even found it cool
The multiverse thing
The funny thing is that no matter
The parallel world
There's always a Spider-Man
Crying in the cemetery
You're Ben
But your uncle: Not
What a sadness for Benjamin, I know
Meanwhile, your aunt
Comes Benjamin the dick
I need to confess that in reality
I like May
How can a kid like this
Have such bad luck
Surrounded by death
From everyone who knew him
Gwen
Your parents
Uncle Ben
Tony Stark
What do they have in common?
They all died
Is this the neighborhood hero?
He's just a kid
He's not like Wolverine
A real macho verine
Thinks he's fit to be a hero
But he's just a fool
I saw your video falling
At a kids' party
You're from Carreta Furacão
Come chill
Don't rush
Seeing you hanging
Made me dizzy
Falling without any style on the ground
You're such a nerd
Deadpool
Superhero
Spider-Man
Super-virgin

[Spider-Man]
The friendly neighborhood
Spider-Man!
Leaving my neighborhood
To go further
I defeat crime day and night
Man, I'm an Avenger
And you're not even fit
To be an X-Men intern
I know you envy
My baby skin
Since yours is carbonized
What's up, man?
Are you okay?
You look like a creature from beyond
You wanna hook up with Wolverine?
Cosplay as Jean Grey
Didn't get it? That's okay
I'll explain, no problem
Wolverine only dates redheads
He's like PC Siqueira
Wade, your skin is like this
From so much glub-glub
And now it has this texture
Like Freddy Krueger's ball
Your heart is inverted
Your mouth and your ass too
That explains
Why you only talk crap
Trying to hit on my aunt
Since the first Duel
Just to get to the moment
And you reveal you're impotent?
The people I love are gone
But have you forgotten?
That it's your fault
That Vanessa died?
But if she's dead
You have a big problem
She met Death
Already knows about your lover
I'm tired
Of dueling with you
And even though I'm
Just a poor bastard
Do you kill for money?
Got it right?
So take this money
And commit suicide

[Deadpool]
The Spider-Kid
Climbed up the wall
Then Deadpool came
And shot him up
Now he's dead
But you can rest assured
That I'll do with MJ
What you didn't do when you were alive

[Spider-Man]
To disappoint
And be a complete failure?
I get it, you want to do
Everything I don't do
You think you're cool
But he has no talent
He's Dead-Dead
Dead-Dead-Deadpool

[Deadpool]
Very funny to mock me
With Tauz's music
I've already done that, Peter
Always late
Was late to save Gwen
Took too long to save Uncle Ben
You're so young
You just discovered jerking off now
This is Spider-Man
Never hits, just gets hit
Has a million versions
And thinks that's cool?
Tobey Maguire: Crybaby
Andrew Garfield: Long-neck
But Tom Holland is the worst
Tony Stark's bitch

[Spider-Man]
Seriously?
Is that your argument?
You're ridiculous
Look at yourself in the mirror
Then you talk shit
And in the end make money?
I didn't know you were
A Brazilian politician
And don't mention Tony's name
You have no right to talk about him
With your foul mouth
I'm gonna beat up
This sicko acting like a slut
And Marvel will change your name today
To Deadwhore