Homem-Aranha vs. Deadpool - Duelo de Titãs
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Spider-Man vs. Deadpool - Titans' Duel
Spider-Man:
I'm back in the duel to your delight
Anderson has learned, now it's your turn
Only knows how to joke, your skin is burnt
Your face disfigured, luckily you wear a mask
Deadpool, I even think you're a cool guy
But it's a shame you're just a mental retard
The only explanation for Deadpool being so insane
Is that cancer destroyed everything, even the mind
I'm the great hero who walks on walls
Deadpool, I'll drown you in this pool
Your movie will be a failure, on the level of Twilight
Your intellect is like your dick, tiny
Deadpool:
I'm here, Yahooo! I'm Deadpool
And to start light: Go fuck yourself
They're censoring me, seriously?
Lucas and Gabriel hold hands and go to hell
Now I have my target and no one will stop me
To kill you, Peter: SBP
You keep crying for Uncle Ben's death
You want an uncle? No problem, then I'll bang Aunt May
Oops, I think I went too far
Although I haven't even mentioned the parents who were murdered
The lovers who died, what a mess, huh, Spider-Man?
You're only not a failure in killing those you love
Spider-Man:
I want to honor those who have passed and you only seek money
That's the difference between the fake and the true
You were beaten by your father and now you want to battle me?
Seems like a masochist, loves to get beaten
Burnt, disfigured, I know how you were born
Like if the Terminator aborted one of my children
You're a greedy trash, I hope you die
You fight for paper and I fight for people
Deadpool:
Don't you want money, Peter? That's funny
Besides being a poor fucker, you're also lazy
Your girl with back pain helps, you try
Folds like a beach chair when a fat guy sits
Spider-Man, today you'll be left behind
I throw you on the bed, put you on all fours, screw you, what face do you make?
The greatest hero in the world? Marvel was wrong
You're crap and that's not even a joke