Mordecai e Rigby vs. Gumball e Darwin

[Mordecai and Rigby]
Rum, rum, the kids cry
Because now these two brats will become history
It was time for them to learn
Hey Mordecai, they can be dumber than their own dad
Want more? Here it goes
Your time has come, this show is terrible, how did Cartoon approve it?
If it's rap, I'll perform, this is just a flow
A very trashy show? The Amazing World of Gumball

[Gumball]
You left the park, to be humiliated on the mic
With a show weirder than Courage the Cowardly Dog
You don't even have an opening, I watch and feel sorry
It's like Adventure Time, but a thousand times worse
It's been on for five years, they won't cancel this crap?
To find the jokes funny, you have to be high on drugs
Two grown men in their twenties
Acting like children, then I'm the idiot

[Mordecai and Rigby]
You'll need much more than that to win
So egocentric that you didn't even let the fish sing
It took three countries for the show to be produced
Because one alone would never make something so trashy
And the family? Well remembered
A problematic environment
An idiotic father, a mother in revolt
That's why the kids grew up like crap
Feel the strength in the rhyme, we go hard
Let's see if he'll pass the mic to the adopted one

[Gumball]
Why pass it if I can beat you all alone?
You rhyme as well as the effeminate Pairulito
Benson's slaves thinking they have morals
I'll attack one by one and tell the truth
Mordecai, I stopped to watch your show
It really is horrible, just like your job
Do you think Margaret will want you?
If you catch a cold, it'll be too much for you
Now, the raccoon hated by everyone
Who tries to fix everything and ends up making more mess
Try to rap a little less or this battle will sink
With these defective rhymes, like one side of your butt

[Mordecai and Rigby]
What a rude cat, your parents need help
Where I come from we call this lack of discipline
At Cartoon time we rule like kings
Stole your neighbor's name? Because you look like the lord of the gays

[Darwin]
I am Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III
I arrived in the battle to wreak havoc
I destroy any weak character
Aren't we facing Adventure Time?
Then this duel is a waste of time
I heard you work at a park
But you don't do anything, you know what's worse?
You're only not fired because they must think you're retarded and feel sorry for you
Don't even try to start a war, you lose just by default
You clean the park but who cleans you, who are two pieces of crap?