Rap do Deadpool - O Mercenário Tagarela

Okay, okay, enough of anime
The gang wants to know about family movies
What?
What do you mean Deadpool isn't a family movie?
Oh, the problem is death, then?
Every family movie starts with murder
The Lion King
Bambi
Saw
Stop complaining, right!
Two meters of chrome
A pinch of courage
A cup of luck
A bit of diabetes
And a damn lot of terminal cancer
Is there anything more family than that?

It's Deadpool
A character everyone loves
Mercenary, talkative
Enjoying the fame
Everyone already knows that my movies
Were made by some idiot
What's left for me
A child with firepower
And a beautiful woman?
Starring a complete idiot who could be in the Avengers
But isn't, right
Oh, how sad
Why did I remember that?
I'm the evil Tooth Fairy
Who pulls the tooth by force and takes the money
With brain, prostate, liver, lungs cancer
And all over the body
Vanessa died, I'm damn sad
I'm in eternal mourning
I went beyond, she told me
That my heart isn't in the right place
That the X-Men need me
To be a hero, can you believe it?
What's the advantage? Matching uniform
Or the mansion that always explodes?
The villain of this story isn't called Ajax
Much less a collar that takes away my power
His name is Cable
An old man who doesn't have sex anymore
So dark that I thought
He was from DC (but he's not)

What chorus, what
This is the time
When the beat drops
And they have to sing well
So
Blah-blah-blah
Let's go
I break rules to fight crime
For this mission, I'll need a team
I got pissed off with Wolverine's death
Logan, know that I also die in the movie
What am I doing, my God
It's frozen, frozen
Do you want to build a snowman?
Is this where I was?

If I could go back in time
I'd tell Wade
Hey
Kill Green Lantern
For God's sake
I'd end up fighting a big blue guy with a cape
And when he was about to kill me
I'd say
My mother's name is Martha!
Being immortal has its advantages
That I can say
How to survive an explosion
Of 4 thousand liters of fuel
Or when they tear me in half
Thinking they would kill me
Baby legs, regeneration
Make my body irresistible
Oh, how strange
Let me talk about my team, come on!
Deadpool
Who rules everything
Creator of the X-Force
Domino
The world conspires for everything to go right for you
Did I tell you that this isn't a power, woman
It's luck!
Father of Chris
Controls some electric stuff
That gives a headache
Like country music heartbreak (just kidding)
And Pennywise
Really, folks
He's the actor from It
I don't know if he's good or bad
And Peter
A normal guy
Seriously?

There are other members
But they're irrelevant in the movie
So, it's okay
It's not the family I wanted
But it's the family I needed
I could be sad
But pain teaches us to live
And another thing
Who wouldn't want to fight alongside Colossus and Justin Bieber?
In the end, I found out my superpower is cancer
Kids give us chances to be better
Especially if it's a gangster kid
Oh, and for those who doubted
That Deadpool is really clueless
Again, I messed up in space
That was supposed to be the chorus

Fantastic
The fight between Colossus and Juggernaut
Made in CGI, of course
Saves money and is more practical
Several truths in your face
Just because the movie has CGI doesn't mean it's bad
Cable only had one more time jump
And I know he came back for me
No, I didn't come back
Yes, Cable came back
I know it was for me
No
Okay, in the end, it was for me
I threw myself in front of the bullet
If someone has to die today, it's me
I know that in the end
I'm to blame for everything that happened
I wanted to say, folks
I'm already seeing the light at the end of the tunnel
Oh no, wait
It wasn't now
Before I die
I want you to have my watch
From Adventure Time
It was a great pleasure to meet you
Oh, how hard life is
How difficult it is to die
I wasn't the best friend to you
But know that it was a pleasure for me
To be part of this team
It's so hard to say
When you know you're going to die
I'm feeling it
It's coming
Aaah

As final words
I wanted to say
7 Minutoz
Sidney Scaccio on the Beats
Nerd hits