Rap do Deadpool Que Não Tivemos Coragem de Lançar!

Wade Wilson, handsome mercenary
My story was so cool that I even got a movie
They called me a hero, are you all high and crazy?
I'm at most Wolverine's macho boyfriend
But I have another name
In English, it sells more, it's much more stylish
The immortal mercenary can't be compared to anyone
Dead Dead Dead Dead Deadpool

Okay, I'm gonna kick ass
I'm hitting the theaters, so buy my ticket and make me rich
Even if it's not good for you, who thinks it's the same theme
But it changed a lot from the first one, now it has 2 in the title
It's twice as ridiculous
Like my non-erect penis
Wow, why did I say that?
I'll say a very impactful sentence to disguise

Jesus had Twelve Disciples
Bolsonaro is a legend
Madara is actually Obito
Ryan Reynolds is a cutie
It's all a big joke
Give a Colgate smile
And for those who didn't like it
My most affectionate fuck you
Sit on my dick and get comfortable

Wow, I'm babbling, rhyming like a 12-year-old kid
I wrote this in Dopinder's taxi
Why have I never matched with Cable on Tinder?
I'm so loved
That I even mess with the kids
But in a Disney way
And not Bryan Singer
Fuck yeah! What a cool rhyme!

Who wrote this? 7 Minutoz or Eminem?
I'm screaming! I'm pissed!
I had to cut my wrist and a baby hand was born
I'm incredible, everything I do I do well
Colossus even invited me to be an X-Men
The couch test with him would make a YouTube video
I grabbed the metal balls just bro-style
If this rap doesn't trend I'll eat someone's ass
I just can't come here and expose whose
Don't worry, in the end I always choose well
I'm deciding between Martha, Batman, or Superman
Better if everyone wants it, Gang-Bang
Deadpool is also a rapper, Gang Gang Gang

Don't mess around with me, white boy
My uniform is from Fernvndx Clothing, Raffa Moreira, man
The problem is people who think they're cool and only screw with us
Like a fucked-up villain with a detergent name
I'll get that bastard, so just get out of my way
Better be quick, Francis, I have several in the clip
I'm a bit crazy in the mind, I see unicorns and goblins
I just don't look in the mirror and it's not that I don't love myself
It's just hard to look like a testicle with teeth
With skin as a bonus in salami texture

I say Dead, you say Pool
Dead, Dead, don't talk, man
I say Dead, you say Pool
Dead, damn it, I'll never do anything interactive again

There's a curious detail about me
I share a shack with an old lady
She never sees me, I always see her
There's an explanation for that, she's blind
Lucky for me that love found me early
I just hope Vanessa with that face accepts me
I'm hoping she's like Wanessa Camargo
A kind of Catwoman wanting warm milk

I think I'm gonna get sued
I talk shit and screw myself, I'm the new Rafinha Bastos
So it's better to be careful with my actions
I'll light a newspaper and smoke a fact-based joint
They ask why my uniform is red?
It's so enemies don't see me bleeding
And I ask you why those brown shorts?
So I don't see you shitting yourself?
You can pretend you didn't like it, but it's no use
I know you'll like the rap, 'cause it's awesome
Now that you've caught the vibe when they release the 2
You better listen to the sound with white underwear