Vingadores Vs. Thanos - Duelo de Titãs
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Avengers Vs. Thanos - Titans' Duel
[Captain America]
This is Captain, not Nascimento for you, I'm the end of everything
Unbreakable ideals as my shield
Did you get the reference? I don't think so
Today the first avenger defeats the last villain
I ended the Nazi party single-handedly
I gave the German with the mustache a good beating
Thanos wasn't purple, he was a light blue
He got bruises like this when he got in my way
I'll put you to sleep, even if it's not Mantis
Dude, I'm more American than Trump
I remember my time, even though it was before
In the face of the enemy, Avengers, forward!
We will fight for a more radiant Sun
I will not allow my world to enter the Dark Ages
You can gather your weapons, and all that power
But it is not weapons, but men who win the war
[Black Panther]
Black Panther
The voice that rises
The claws that protect the tribes, the King of Wakanda
Black people will be at the top and will applaud our achievements
Humiliating villains and racists as a bonus
Today is hunting day, the skin is vibrating
Nothing gets past me, armor: Vibranium
I will protect mine, fierce as a panther
Nobody touches my family, call me panther
Long live the king, I will honor my legacy, my father did not leave in vain
Hail the king, I will never be defeated, as tradition dictates
A man with too much ambition sinks alone
Chasing jewels like a tramp
You will never win, no matter how hard you try
The last sentence you will hear is Wakanda forever
[Iron Man]
Yes here
It's Stark, but I saw
That this is not a game of thrones
Or Thanos' throne
I'm Tony, fortune plus BI
Because on my account I buy those jewels that you have been looking for for years
In the chest, a reactor
I have energy within me capable of overcoming the force of an atomic bomb
Most Beloved Avenger
You better not try to confront us, don't make me call Veronica
Barney on steroids
Don't fuck
Looks like a mongoloid
I am a genius, Android builder
More head than Froid
I have rock, Pink Floyd
You are so old you are Jurassic, I am an asteroid
My fame is universal, you know me, I know
I am the man who is single-handedly richer than Disney
What do you have besides drama and anger?
Thanos has a glove, we have the Hulk
[Hulk]
Hulk crushes
Raisin
Time passes
And you don't win
Avengers crush you
Talk too much and you get hit
The gamma ray monster
The Hulk is in charge here, not Bruce Banner
I have the fury in my fight like a Spartan
I'm beating you and scaring you
I'm scaring you
Gladiator, killing more than one lion a day
I am an Avenger, there is no David who can stop this Goliath
You think you can stand up to me, a lot of bullshit
Know that I have no weakness
One question will stay in my head
Who does Hulk fuck more, Thanos or Black Widow?
[Scarlet Witch]
Today I will do magic, and I will not be judged for it
Like they did with the Salem Witches
If you see my red, you better run in fear
I'm going to fry the mind that Thanos doesn't have
Soon you won't know what's real and what's not
We will go forward
When you realize what's happening, it'll be too late
I'm gonna put you in a Mindfuck
You can even try to get Vision's jewel
But its power will never be infinite
You need to measure the weight of each action
I recommend using liquid Mercury
They say red is the color of love
Or a very strong anger
I have to warn this intruder
Thanos, for you red is the color of death
[Vision]
Synthetic Nerves, Bionic Senses
You are pathetic, a comical purple
Vibranium body, I was suddenly brought to life
Part JARVIS, Part Ultron, they made me 100% sane
I will protect humanity, no matter the cost
I was born a superhero, with a concept of faith
In my first steps I lifted Thor's Mjolnir
Only the most worthy are capable
Who do you think you are?
They designed me to have a perfect body
At a cellular level, at the cradle of regeneration
Papa Ultron learned very early
What would be the price for not having had the vision?
Yes, I wear an infinity gem on my forehead
So everyone will see when my mind shines
After that humanity will celebrate
You want the jewel, Thanos? Then come and get it
[Thanos]
Poor children hoping there would be a chance
To fight for their cause and win like before
Not that I'm arrogant, just look ahead
To know that to me your lives are irrelevant
Insignificant before the universe
Are resources finite and am I the one who is wicked?
So that everything can prosper and balance can be maintained
Half of you have to die
And they will, for good or oppression, there is no choice then
This is salvation, accept your mission
Will there still be humans living in this world of yours?
I don't think so, I bring the solution
I'm not the villain, I'm just the one taking action
Just know, there is no fun in adjusting the order in the universe
But it puts a smile on my face!
[Spider-Man]
Hey, ass-face
Where you cut yourself, your chin is full of cracks
I won't put up with you
You messed with the Avengers, you're screwed, someone defend you
Peter Parker ready for a fight
We need to protect the homeland
Does the alien version of He-Man's Skeletor think he can win?
Hahaha, oh ok
Now I'm an Avenger
No amount of rain can knock this spider off the wall
How does it feel sir?
Are you being bullied by a pre-teen?
I'm sorry for all this ignorance
But was a war really necessary?
You have the gauntlet and the infinity stones
What do you want? An eternal handjob?
[Star-Lord]
(Hey) Star-Lord, have you heard (Hey)
Legendary outlaw, famous for stealing (Hey)
What no one else will ever achieve (Hey)
And to top it all off, I'm also a Guardian of the Galaxy
Half human, half celestial
Old but successful like Akon's video
I'll make Thanos shake his hips and realize that after all
I'm more heroic than even Kevin Bacon
Not just Quill, for you Captain Quill
I even look like Smith, Will
I hunt aliens, Captain Kill
No time to 'chill'
Electrifying, Pikachu
Did I mention I'm a Captain?
And as a bonus, handsome
I've been abducted, I've been a looter
Bounty hunter, today I am a superhero
I came to show you that your ego will get you nowhere
And show how much a well-placed punch in the face hurts
[Rocket Raccoon and Groot]
Haha!
It's time to get it going
Machine guns firing at full throttle
I'm gonna punch that armored idiot in the face
You can call me Rocky the fighter
There is nothing like me, other than me
And I don't even know what the fuck a raccoon is
I have the perfect plan to end you
I celebrate by saying: Oooohyeah
Modified by science
I need two things to complete my plan
First, respect my intelligence
And the second is just a detail, Thanos' head
Don't mess with my gang, don't ruin my buzz
We saved the universe
So respect and just listen
When they ask you: Who was the boss of it all?
You can tell them that: I am Groot
[Gamora]
You don't know how long I've waited
For this moment, I will not fail
I was a child, you made me a weapon
Killed half my people years ago
Took from me everything I had
And you still expect me to see you as a father
Today you will pay for what you did
Every race, every family, I want you to feel the pain
Regret finds you all at once
You will be killed by the monster you created
If I'm a killer
It's because you made me this way, it's all your fault
Taking your life is an apology to everyone I killed
[Doctor Strange]
I no longer observe the world through the keyhole
I was just looking for a cure
For an incurable problem, my arrogance, my ego
I found the path to become the Sorcerer Supreme of the Universe
And it is true that the mystical arts are a mystery
Even more so if not taken seriously
Against the empires, those who are evil
There is no enchantment that I do not know, seriously
On the physical, or ethereal, plane
I will protect the Sanctum with my life if necessary
Time was my enemy, today it is my greatest ally
I carry the infinity gem in the eye of Agamotto
They say that only time heals, only time teaches
Time gives you almost everything, and I agree
But this time that you seek
Unfortunately purple monster, it's over for you
[Thor]
Let it rain thunder and lightning, Thor is here
I became the King of Asgard, I am the son of Odin
I swore you would pay for my brother's death, Loki
I traveled the universe just to put an end to you
I didn't aim for this war, but I was ready
You will never be a God, you are just a homicidal lunatic
After a while they will forget that I took your life
I'm Thor Batista
1500 years old
I've faced twice as many enemies in this vile world
They all tried to take my life
If I'm here today it's because none of those damn people managed to do it
And it won't be you, Thanos, who will get it
Just like them, Thanos, you will fall
You will pay with your life for what you did to my
You will feel the wrath of a God on your own skin!
[Thanos]
You will never understand my goal
I will see the sun rise in a grateful universe
I won't let anyone get in my way
I will balance the worlds with the Infinity Stones
The one in space, I'll take it from Loki with no time for his arts
Give me the Tesseract
The Power Jewel was with the Nova Troop
I murdered them and she belongs to me now
The Soul Gem asked for a great sacrifice
I lost everything I had, my hardest test
The one from Reality, I took from the collector
And the one about Time was given to me by the wizard doctor
The one from the Mind, I tore out with my own hands
Thus also taking Vision's life
I knew it would be like this
This is a new beginning
I will kill half the universe in a snap of my fingers