El Mejor Rap Del Mundo

Hello, my name is Agapito, and I'm not a rat
I watch Vegetta's videos and I like to play Minecraft
I'm 6 and a half years old
The computer hooks me
If my mother takes it away, I'll set my whole house on fire

I have the Wigetta book, but I don't know how to read
I look at the drawings over and over again
I live locked in my room, I don't see the sunlight
Although I only care about the light from my computer

What?, are you enjoying it?
It's the presentation of how I am

Pu pu, puchipuchipu, puchipuchipu
Beat Box!

Pu, pu, puchipuchipu, Aha!
Okay, I'm going to tell you a little more about me
Aha, aha

Escasi annoys me, he laughs at me
Although he plays with me and also makes me laugh
(But if you laugh at my voice, I'll think about ripping your heart out, through your mouth!)

I'm a tough kid, the toughest in my neighborhood
I traffic with diamonds, because I'm a mercenary
I kill people daily with my sword
I don't care if you're a mob, player, or a villager!

You better, seriously
Not hear a single laugh!
Because if you do, I'll hack you, and steal even your credit card

(And if you don't laugh, great, we're cool!)