Visita de Hugo Chavez

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A revolutionary leader from Venezuela stirs up all of Latin America

- This is the fourth time he’s come to Uruguay, he’s already been here more times than Pandiani with the Uruguayan national team.

- The revolution arrives in Uruguay, Hugo Chavez visits Uruguay

- Alright, quiet down comrades, check this out
Hugo Chavez is coming to Uruguay in person
and I think they’re broadcasting it live
the conference should be starting soon.

- Hold on, shut up, I think it’s starting
he’s singing "Simón Bolivar, Simón"
- What a voice he has, how he sings, how he carries a tune
- I can’t believe it, this hits me right in the heart
- Excuse me, I don’t know if I’m seeing the same thing
but to me, he’s off-key like a champ
- Don’t be an idiot, that’s just fascism talking
you’re working against the revolution
- He speaks so well, such poise, such firmness
so much charisma, so much personality
- With his self-esteem firmly in place
and the determination to wield his authority
- For my taste, he’s too narcissistic
and he’s always showing off
- Don’t be stupid, you imperialist worm
Chavez never talks about himself in his speeches

- Because I, I... in MY... Venezuela... with the Bolivarian conscience, MY Bolivarian conscience
Because I’m going to be in the pages of history, all by myself. And there I dodge the bullet, me, like in Hollywood movies. Just me against the world like Schwarzenegger, like Matrix, like a Bolivarian Rambo. Everyone against who? Against me; the CIA, the FBI, the KGB, the NBA, the Cumana, Gerardo Nieto and his gang.....
........Well, I didn’t come to talk about myself as a commander, I came to talk about myself as a person. I brought this little speech, where I tell the complete story of Venezuela, including my life from preschool to today.
But as I said three hours ago, I’ll try to be brief.

- I flopped down on the couch
In front of the TV
To enjoy
Chavez’s speech
A few hours later
I got up to make some coffee
And when I came back
Chavez was still talking

It’s not because I’m falling asleep
or because it’s getting stale
- I close my eyes
to focus

And to really get into it, he went to take a shower

- With cold water
To wake himself up
and sits back down

Suddenly I changed
I put on Japanese soccer
I watched three matches
one went into extra time
It ended and then I saw
all the suffering
and on the other channel
Chavez was still talking

- I finished a puzzle
of fifteen thousand pieces
- He rewound and guess what you don’t know

This reminds me of a little anecdote... Ahh...! you’re going to let me tell you....

Chavez kept talking!

- I learned to speak Korean
I deciphered the human genome
While Chavez was rambling
In great detail
The Bolivarian attitude
- The conscience...
Of your sister
You’re driving us crazy
Someone shut him up

- I’m so fed up
Long live the United States
- Long live ALCA and Capitalism

- With Bolívar and Che...
- Shut the hell up!
- Long live Marx and Fidel
- This is unbearable!
- ...and that’s why today...
- Shut up already!
- I’ll give you my oil!!!
- How great Chavez was!

Long live America with Chavez
Long live Grecia Colmenares
Long live Bolívar and Varilla González!
- And long live Venezuela!
- Long live!
- This reminds me of another little anecdote
- !!!Ahhh!!!