Celulosa parte 1

Here ends the protection schedule for the little cockroach, and begins the schedule for the adult cockroach.

And here begins the program 'That's how the world is, friends' in honor of another Uruguayan cockroach, which I also host. Can't I have two shows? Gorzy has 14 shows on the air, and I can't? 'Toto' starts at 10 in the morning one day and ends at 3 in the morning the next day asking nonsense with Etchandy, and I can't?

- That's how the world is, friends Río Negro, Fray Bentos: Demonstrations against the cellulose plants are increasing, public figures like Eduardo Galeano and Natalia Oreiro join the marches, who would lead the demonstration.

- Of course, as soon as Natalia Oreiro joined, the demonstration dissolved in 40 seconds and about 200 protesters chained themselves to the bridge so that Natalia Oreiro would never be the lead singer of anything again, because she's strong as hell, but sings like crap.

From Finland,
with great propaganda,
the plants arrive
with a special juice.
And at the same time
that work increases,
this brought us an environmental mess.

With all due respect,
to the spirit of Jack 'Custó'
and the mare of Briggitte 'Bardó';
long live the investment!

What a pleasure
to go to the river to wet your feet
and feel for the first time
like a Finnish gaucho!

Oh boy, up the hill
The Finns are coming
They were going to Entre Ríos
But they chose to cross the bridge
And that's when the people from Buenos Aires
Worried about the environment
And that's how the tantrum started
With the mayor's fit.

If they touch the cellulose
they'll get covered in hives!
They'll end up bald
they'll turn into sissies!
Don't they see it's a macabre plan
to turn them into werewolves?
A plan by the Finns
Tabaré Vázquez and the Masons.

Oh boy, up the hill
The Finns are coming
Let them bring the cellulose
and let all the fish burst.

- Hey cousin, the canoe,
because I think I see a little fish crying.
Is it because of the cellulose
that it can't stop crying?
- How do you see
that there's a fish crying there?
Where does the crying start and the river end
how do you distinguish it?
If under the water the fish cry,
who the hell will know!

- Damn the Finns, get out of here, you sneaky ones! Bad light Botnia devil! Damn gringo fools, go back to your lands to pick the fish!
Shut up, don't be a pain
the Finns are good partners
stop messing around with ecology
you'll lose a terrible business
- Business?
Cellulose doesn't kill the town
And the fish love it
The bugs de-stress
Look how they float
Quiet and belly up
Look how nicely they rest

- If only we had known earlier that it was such a convenient business...!
What a rush to judge..!
Uruguayans are made to talk nonsense! Right?
These bugs must be dead, resting there!
They took out their guts just to show off, all flashy.
Look at that nice little fish, so lively...look, look how it jumps!

Come on, Finnish guy jump, jump!

(interactions with the dead fish)

- Hi, I'm a Finnish guy, I love cellulose!
If you could see the amount of fish lying there on the sand, also sunbathing, living the life, like you! They've even made friends with the flies buzzing around them! What...? But say it, Finnish guy, don't hold back!
- Cellulose is very good for the environment!
- Yes sir! The ecosystem is in its splendor. It's a breeding ground. You can't even imagine the number of new little animals that will emerge thanks to cellulose. Such a contribution to biology! Thousands of new species! Fauna and flora in full mutation!
- Holy shit!
Do you realize, Finnish guy, we're witnessing evolution!