Cucarachas parte 1

- Ahh! A cockroach! Kill it!
- You'll see, you filthy human, I'm going to take over your world!
Attention cockroaches, fill the kitchens, invade the cupboards, the end of the world is coming!
Attention cockroaches!

Waiting for the end of the world
we will dedicate ourselves
Because when everything ends
we will remain

What irony in the world
what a contradiction
for man and his morals
This filthy
useless and incapable creature
witness of his end

The world is ending
oh oh oh oh
Poor human being
oh oh oh oh
So much sadness
oh oh oh oh
That when it happens
it will be heard:

The human being,
the human being
Can no longer walk
Because he doesn't have
because he lacks
Air to breathe

When the end of the world comes
These girls will remain
They will know that if this explodes
The cockroaches will be saved

There will be no one on the planet
A massive extermination
Although there is a chance
That Cacho will survive

And keep doing
Cacho Bochinche
His great children's show
And for his hair
He keeps using
Hard on Kolleston 2000

And the world keeps turning
with no end in sight
not even the Mormons
could see it explode

not the Cold War
not the Vietnam War
not the prisoner of Azkaban
not a Xuxa record
played backwards
not the fool Steven Seagal

- and this year we really ate the food, one opens the newspapers and gets excited, reads the headlines of the Republic and it seems like everything is going to explode, but no.

Sitting waiting for the end of the world
under the shadow of something decomposing
We saw 200 meteorites pass by
but on Earth none exploded
We thought that with the bird flu
the world would finally end
terrible fiasco, just any flu
But what can be expected from a chicken
a bird with wings that doesn't fly
It was clear it was born to fail

Then came
That great storm
And it seemed like everything was going to fly away
Even a car flew, Concierto's antenna
The VAT bills, and behind them the Rupenians
We sharpened our knives again a month later
When they announced the next storm
Which promised to be much saltier
there was talk of a tornado with hurricane gusts.

Let's go
With faith for this storm
It seems to be blowing
It's about to start

That crazy one
That one of the two penguins
Said it was going to be terrible
It can't fail

Put on Torraca
Look, he's dead scared
His hair is standing on end
It's a sign!

Vázquez Melo said it clearly
We have to wait with everything closed
The tornado is coming, let's celebrate
We bought drinks for the whole year
We brought some chicks and a good crossbar
Come on guys let's blow it up
Tonight I'm going to roll a joint with a spiral
And then a ball of whiskey with more tablets

Look outside
Not even a baker is flying
The sky is clear
How can this be?

But I shit
on meteorology!
What a shitty science!
I always hated it

And the penguins
From that old fool
He can shove them
When will the great day come!

When we can go out to fight
Against the slap of humanity
And the world becomes a big dump