El Lado Oscuro de La Fiesta

(If they serve you cheap liquor at clubs)
(I've got expensive wine and steak at home)
(Drunk girls resisting a lot)
(I prefer sober girls)
(Down for it by nature) (whoo)

Sometimes the party isn't what we imagine (no)
Sometimes the party isn't like in American music videos (no no)
Expectations can be inversely
Proportional to reality (Huh?)

And I'm here to tell you, (ha) I'm here to tell you (ha)
I'm here to tell you, (ha) I'm here to tell you (ha)

Straight from the twenties to the present (come on) let me tell you
It goes like this!

They opened a club downtown
That place is the hottest spot right now
The place where the coolest go
It's the glamour club and
I want to be inside

I get ready, I shower and I don’t stop
I can already picture myself flirting surrounded
By gorgeous girls dancing by my side
Sipping on a fancy cocktail, so

I’m getting in the car, happy, I’ve already spent
An hour and a half looking for parking, bu-but
I’m sure that after the rush
If I hurry, I’ll make it on time
At the right moment

I made it, I’m arriving at the entrance
The line stretches around the block
It’s not cool, if I have to, I’ll wait
And after two hours, the bouncer stops me
Why?

If they serve you cheap liquor at clubs
I’ve got expensive wine and steak at home
Drunk girls resisting a lot
I prefer sober girls
(Down for it by nature)

(Here I go)

If you want to hit the trendy club
On the weekend, you’re gonna go broke
If you’re gonna drink, you’ll need to take a cab
Both ways, start adding it up

Though there are fools who gamble their lives
And in the process, others’ too
And they won’t save a dime
They’ll have to pay for gas and the
Parking at the venue

The cover charge will be a fortune
And that’s if you’re lucky and they let you in
And on top of that, the alcohol is watered down
The hangover will be brutal

Poison drinks that cost a fortune
And you won’t just have one
And it’s normal, to cope
With so many drunks, you gotta numb yourself

I’m an old dog, I know the drill
I’m not falling for it, I’m tired
I think about what I really want to do
And I swear it’s not to dance or drink

Maybe there are girls who
Just want to dance
Or who get satisfaction
Knowing they can inflate

The balls and the dick of
The guys in the place
To let them cool down
But we want to score

If they serve you cheap liquor at clubs
I’ve got expensive wine and steak at home
Drunk girls resisting a lot
I prefer sober girls
(Down for it by nature)

Giant Romanian, killer look
Says to me, “Dude, I’ll spare your life”
“Ten euros for the cover, just leave a tip”
I swallow my pride and join the dance floor
Let’s go

Today I feel like a sex symbol
Reliving some Pitbull video
If it weren’t for all the people
I’d feel like a pinball

With bumps, elbows, and body odor
In the bathroom, there’s trash and it smells like smoke
There are gym rats flexing their arms
They spill their drinks while walking

And I can’t even get to the bartender
A girl fatter than Cartman
Wants to give me a kiss on the lips
She spills her drink on my clothes and walks off

Who told me to come?
I didn’t imagine how much I’d suffer
The girls are divas, they don’t want to play
They push you away with their index and thumb

If you decide to dance, you might faint
In the end, I step outside
The place doesn’t resemble
The ad that came on the flyer

If they serve you cheap liquor at clubs
I’ve got expensive wine and steak at home
Drunk girls resisting a lot
I prefer sober girls
(Down for it by nature)

I’m not gonna blow my paycheck
On a chance
To hook up with a chick I’d
Have to put up with

It’s superficial, but there’s no other way
Who the hell are they trying to fool?
If you’re in a place
Where to communicate in whispers
You have to shout (whoo)

The crowd needs to be high to flirt
While the guys get desperate
The girls play hard to get

It stinks of machismo and I know what I’m saying
I used to go out and I can tell you
That in clubs and bars
I never met someone special

Everyone to the club like there’s nothing better
To do in life, call me weird
But in my imagination
There’s alternative fun

If you want to flirt, experiment
It’s easy, you just have to look
There are people who know what they want
And don’t need to pretend

Contact on social media
Liberated ladies and very determined
We chat a bit, meet up, have dinner, hook up
And until the day breaks

If they serve you cheap liquor at clubs
I’ve got expensive wine and steak at home
Drunk girls resisting a lot
I prefer sober girls
(Down for it by nature)