Cuentos Pa' Morros (feat. Paulina Aguirre)

We have never dedicated a song to the kids
So this song, we're going to dedicate it to them
They are stories, as we know them
So never say we don't do anything for the children

Listen, okay? Here it goes

Since I was a child I've had stories to tell
Things a bit daring, but not vulgar
Some are little lies, but true
Let me tell you, give me another chance

Once in the forest, I came across a dude
He was made of wood with plated suspenders
Whistling, carrying his backpack
Curious, I asked him where he was going

The dude was on tour
He had painted it for being a show-off
He said he was looking for a little Chinese girl
Because Little Red Riding Hood got pregnant

He threatened me with his damn friends
They are the gang of the three little pigs
He already told me they shot the wolf
That it was in self-defense, that it was for a robbery

Without realizing it, I forgot it was Thursday
I had a date with my girlfriend Snow White
Get moving, her brothers told me
Because she's getting hot with one of the dwarfs

It got dark and I started looking
In the forest where I was going to stay
House of appointments, well at least
It was made of bread with candy cane arches

I knocked on the door, an old lady came out
She had visitors, smoking a pipe
She said, 'Young man, what's up? Want some?'
I have two kids cooking on the stove

Since I was a child I've had stories to tell
Things a bit daring, but not vulgar
Some are little lies, but true
Let me tell you another

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's not how it goes
They told you wrong, dude
Pinocchio didn't get Little Red Riding Hood pregnant
Everyone knows she's loose

The dwarfs told me
She's a bicycle and she liked Mexicans
I asked them where they heard that
The dumbest one answered that everyone had her

They didn't know whose she was
The guys were going to the clinic to get checked
I was kind of scared
Good thing they don't know I also had her

I hope I don't get it
All the guys here in the block have touched her
And they told me about Sleeping Beauty
That she's a heavy drinker and likes the party scene

They say the old lady put a spell on her
No way! Last night she was wasted, man
I saw her at the party with Cinderella
A poor girl who used to be a servant
Now she passes by and doesn't even talk to the people
She's in a car that looks like a pumpkin

The girls are flirty and pretty
I think both of them are tomboys
They say they've been friends since they were little
And that's why they pamper each other when they have their drinks

That's how they told me the stories
And they match my memories
I'm just not sure about the pregnancy
Let's see how the hell I do with this case

Since I was a child I've had stories to tell
Things a bit daring, but not vulgar
Some are little lies, but true
Let me tell you, give me another chance

Ha ha, that's how it is, kids
I hope you liked the song we dedicated to you
Because that's how we remember those stories

But if you know them differently
Oh well! This is over, we're leaving
Hur! Bye bye