Un día

One day around ten in the morning,
When the phone rang, guess who it was,
Thalia had forgotten her earrings at my place,
In my closet, what else could I expect, and I told her I'll
Bring them in a bit, don't get mad
That old man who bought them for you, look, wait for me on the corner
Where you go to buy what you call
Medicine, well, I took off anyway, had
To make a stop at the bank while
I was standing in line, I saw
Someone familiar with the badge, I stared at him
And he seemed familiar, but I can't remember, but
Oh yeah, this dude is good at fighting
What's up, damn Chavez, he yells hold on
A moment while I make a deposit, I'm a fan
I'll go say hi, I approach him and try to imitate him
When I gave him recognition, he throws
His gun in the air and says this is a hold-up
Everyone hit the ground right away
And then six other masked men enter
And all hyped up they say no one scream and no one run
I swear on my boss, on my mother, and on my girl
That I'll shoot a couple and won't think twice
At that moment he pulls the trigger and my
Mind goes blank, his accomplice Chavez yells
Hey! guys, I got the keys here, one goes, two go,
And the rest following, in that moment I bolted
Running, I noticed when I passed by
Jackets flying, they said Montez de Durango
Running as if it were a marathon
With balls in hand and shit
In my pants damn, I barely escaped all this for
Trying to please strangers
I try to hide in a hotel please
Do not disturb, said the sign, I enter and the girl wakes me up
It was Mr. Bermudez kissing Miss Espeña
Hey buddy, not to be mean but
It would be cool if you tell me what it tastes like
And I jump out the window, down to the corner
They both stare at me through the curtain
The moral of the story is the following
So much damn trouble for a damn pair of earrings,
These are the stories, this is reality
I can't lie because I always tell the truth
I'm honest, you have to believe me, I'm not
Like Pinocchio, I can't pretend what you hear today
Is what happened, I also have a spaceship
That a Martian left me, it was the third time we
Went to the moon and parked under the lagoon.
Writing like a good kid I was
You know the scenes and jokes for
My buddy Polo-Polo, then next to me sits Jorge Campos
He tells me he beat up Blue Demon and Santo,
Calm down I tell him what do you want to do
I think one is hurt and I have to run
No problem, come with me, I know some friends, the Angels
From Charly, they're tough and they're up for it, you stay here while
I go watch out, don't stick your head out
If they happen to knock, just in case
Dude, there's the Chinese girl because I have reserved
The two blondes for not walking
Around on foot in the neighborhood, I took the damn horse
From the Lone Ranger fifteen days ago
He left it to me because he left, said he was going to start over with another
Woman because the one he had hid from him
With Saddam Hussein but he's convinced
She went with Kaliman, so there I go, very brave
And with a machete I call Valentin Trujillo
And he arrives like a rocket with two guns
And little luck, I say we screwed, let's go
To the corner and wait for them, in a short time Lola the trucker arrives
Asks where's the bastard
And get him out, he owes me money and
That's why he ran away, how do you think
I was going to beat up Blue Demon, I say let's go Lola I'll
Take you, then Batman arrives and says I'll help too
And in no time we're back at the
Bar, Campos already had Superman on his side
I swear I didn't believe that one, but they didn't
Think I was also a student of Bruce Lee
And in no time, the
Fights break out, with Pedro and Mario Almada
We kick them out, these stories are reality, I can't lie
Because I always tell the truth, I'm honest, you have to believe me, I'm not like
Pinocchio, I can't pretend what you hear today
Is what happened, I also have a spaceship that a Martian left me
It was the third time we went to the moon
And parked under the lagoon.