Un Genio Genial

If on a dark night in the bazaar
Some band fell on you
My master, in no time you will beat them up
You have plenty of genius to share
Use my magic and you will win by KO
I am dynamite about to explode
And you'll see, what a flash! It's a piece of cake
Only this lamp you should rub
Who is calling?

My master and my lord
Do you want something special?
I advise you
Our peacock
Hey! There is no genius so great
Ho, ho, ho

I am the head waiter here
A helpful guy
Please repeat, please, I can't hear you well
There is no genius so great

Yes, yes, five star service
You will eat
Better than the shah
Any delicacy
Couscous, what else?
Maybe some baklava

How about a schichekebab?
And fruits at the end?
Here is the menu, you write it
Hey! There is no genius so great

Have you seen anything like this?
Now you try it
Now you will learn another trick
Be careful, I'm burning, woo!
And here you go, ha ha
When I say, "Abracadabra," bon voyage!
I make them disappear

You've been shocked, you've been left stunned
I am the solution to your problems
I was the first in my class
I am a super cool genius
Whatever you command will be done, I serve you
Whisper to me, I hear you, let it out
I know the list is more than a million
You rub it well and then tell me, eh oh

My lord and master, what can I do for you?
I'm here, how are you my love? Hey!
There is no such genius, there is no such genius
There is no such genius, there is no such genius
There is no genius so great
There is no genius so great