Bellaco

Whether you're a chapel, a feather, or a bonnet,
a friar, a soldier, a cleric, or a student
an officer, a clerk, or a passerby
who dares to mess with Lope de Vega?

If you've been offended by any of the seven,
go find them and tell them to their face
Horny, similar to the fruit vendors
speaking in sonnets or nonsense.

He doesn't plan to pay you with empty verses
more likely the world will scorn you,
Horny, effeminate trickster.
He'll give you a beating!, tongue without hands,
horned and fucked by the fifth kind
and condemned by ancient law.