Instrucciones Para Ser Un Pequeño Burgues

To be a petit bourgeois
You certainly have to be prepared
Learn a little bit of English
And gifted manners
Because of being or not being
Many networks need to be laid
Live in a charming chalet
And dream of having a Mercedes
The wife of a petit bourgeois
You must find a lover
And overcome the stress behind
That the husband gives him a head start
The wife of a petit bourgeois
The wife of a petit bourgeois

II

To be a petit bourgeois
You must always be well dressed
Secretary, driver and valet
And a very well decorated office
Liberal, of course, must be
Even if the body asks for something else
And if anything, let us glimpse
A slight leftward tendency
With time you will have to learn
To change shirts without fear
And they will be, as it should be
Studying your children in Switzerland
With time you will have to learn
To be a petit bourgeois
III

To be a petit bourgeois
You have to be, almost always, together
Tell him to call me later
And then: The Lord has already left
Cynicism at the highest level
It usually gives a feeling of solvency
Which will make it get along very well
With the charity ladies
In summary, you must have
Vocation, ambition and patience
To be a petit bourgeois
I know, from my own experience
I learned what I have to do
To be a petit bourgeois

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