Parranda

Once I doubted my wife's honesty
But I played a trick to convince myself
Since I knew the time she confessed
I disguised myself as a priest to hear what she said

I put on a long robe, grabbed a book and a rosary
And without anyone seeing me, I entered the confessional
She didn't take long to arrive and knelt before me
Then I changed my voice, imitating Father Armando

She said, 'Father, accuse me, I'm going to the police station
To sleep with the sergeant and all the police
I want the mayor, the notary, and the judge
I'll tell you that I dreamed of you once too'

I put on a long robe, grabbed a book and a rosary
And without anyone seeing me, I entered the confessional
She didn't take long to arrive and knelt before me
Then I changed my voice, imitating Father Armando

I told her to go in peace and not to sin again
Remember, I'm your husband, don't go to communion
When she recognized me, she ran off quickly
That's why I don't see her, and hopefully I never will