Te C'hanno Mai Mannato
Alberto Sordi
Have They Ever Sent You
Ah, ah, ah
I must have asked myself a hundred, a thousand times
Me, who is neither king nor emperor
What have I done to find this queen
In bed, in my arms
Deep in my heart?
And given that you are so precious
Tonight I want to tell you something
Have they ever sent you
To that place?
You should know how many people are there!
The Mayor is my friend
You say that I sent you
Go on, go on
You go ahead
Because now I have things to do
You may be my other half
But if you don't leave
You become someone else
My three quarters
Go on, go on
You can't know the pleasure it gives me
Maybe some friend consoles you
So you slip away and he's the one left
I send you away, alone
I send you away, alone
Alone, without me
Since I know
I'll get rid of this other weight
With you, who's the boss
And you're higher up
You've spread out too much
Listen, thing
Don't get offended if I use 'you'?
Have they ever sent you
To that place?
You should know how many people are there!
To you, they give the gold medal
And we all send you off in chorus
Go on, go on
Who goes with the current is a codfish
I'm a salmon
And I don't care at all
I like to go
Against the current
Go on, go on
The bigger you are
The more you have to go
And you'll find yourself in the right place
And sooner or later, you'll see
You'll enjoy it
Just kidding, uh I'm
Just singing, uh I'm
Just kidding, sorry
But when in the morning
I'm in front of the mirror
There's something
That brings my morale down
I always find myself
In the bathroom
And I sing this ending to myself
Have they ever sent you
To that place?
You should know how many people are there!
So I encourage myself and console myself
With the fact of sending myself away alone
Go on, go on
And if you have to go
You have to go
Even if you hide
Behind a window
One hand in front of you
And another behind
Go on, go on
It's useless to argue
Let's hold each other tight, tight
Because sooner or later we'll all go
To that place, all
To that place, all
To that place, all
Hey, what are you doing, aren't you coming?
Who is it, hey, and how, I'm not coming?
By force!
To that place, all
To that place, all
To that place there!