Alex Mercer Vs. Cole Macgrath
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Alex Mercer Vs. Cole Macgrath
[Alex Mercer]
Hey!
The brawl has already arrived
The deadliest virus since the black plague
I manage to turn my body into endless weapons
But I'm sorry, I can't transform into a toupee.
I didn't know I would use the arsenal I brought
Against the protagonist of Crank: High Voltage
Although the truth is that he would cause me more panic
More than Jason Statham, you are Jason Static
Do you handle lightning? Do you think you are a God?
But my code name is Zeus, Cole
Even without powers I'm better
A genetics doctor against a delivery man
Your amplifier is useless
Against the resistance of my armored armor
Let me take out my whips or sharp claws
And I'll make you a burned out light bulb
Nobody loves you, that's how it is
Even your good friend Zeke betrayed you.
He left you in the lurch until Trish
And when you almost reconcile, you let her die
Oh shit, what a loser you are
Macgrath, what are you looking to achieve?
I would absorb you like Elizabeth Greene
But it makes me sick to look like you
And have your dark memories inside me
Are Kessler yourself older and more mature?
That you went back to the past to get you out of trouble?
But what the fuck is this, man?
Return to the future?
Stop so much doubt, you are in agony
Thinking about how karma affects everything you would do
I have clear my objective from the first day
Leaving the school loser without battery
[Cole Macgrath]
Thunder and lightning! who is this insolent?
He thinks he puts me on edge but he's just a regular guy.
You'll short circuit if you stand up to me
And you have no alternative to receiving my rhymes continuously
Stop talking nonsense
Wearing a hoodie doesn't make you more of a rapper
Look, there is no debate
You are not up to the task
And if you're a fucking virus, I'm going to be the vaccine
To say I'm not strong would be false modesty.
My name is not John White, but I am a beast
I'm going to make you understand that with this power
It could destroy from Empire City to New Marais
But I won't choose to become a villain
Tento status kuo, man... You've gone off the rails
You do not manage the power that is in your hands
When you threw away the jar, you threw away your human values with it.
The path of the hero is the one I have chosen
I am Denki and Todoroki in one body merged
Even if you were a nun you wouldn't follow my path
Because rapping so badly adds negative karma to you
I activate the ICR and I will cause your end
I also fall with you, I'm going to sacrifice myself
I assure you that I will look for you again in the afterlife
And that there you will receive classes from Professor Macgrath
Aaaaah!
[Alex Mercer]
Ahahaha
I have survived
And that idiot Cole has sacrificed himself
Now no one can stop me
I am the king of the world!
[James Heller]
Uargh!
Fuck you clown!
I've finally got my hands on this megalomaniacal kid.
Although I see your memories
I will have to go to the psychologist
Some people think they're like me and have a Thug Life attitude.
But he has the best host of the Blacklight virus in front of him
I am James Heller, if at my mercy I had Mercer
There's no one left to confront me, man
I lost count of how many I had killed.
When I had no powers and I was just a soldier
And every gene that I have already inherited from Mercer, I have improved
I am the collector's edition and he is second hand
And of course, it did cause more damage than the Hiroshima bomb.
Who is going to have the balls to lay a finger on me?
[Delsin Rowe]
One finger is not chains, maybe
Better not talk about bombs to the bioterrorist of the month
You're going to be screwed, I'm Santa Claus backwards
I'll come out through the chimney and I'll kill you later!
What a shame, James, huh?
If you believe
That only you can absorb
Now you see Me!
Do you think Colette will have a good childhood
Knowing that his father is fucking Generator Rex?
Instead I am a volcano in eruption
And I'm putting out more steam than a fucking locomotive train
When smoke breaks through, you have no salvation left
You can call me Schumacher... I'm the best driver!
[James Heller]
Don't be inept, little one, don't provoke me!
Jesse Pinkman's body with Smoker's powers
It's what you deserve, to tear you off one by one
Your body members to make me a cigar box
Does the Akomish tribe not believe in reincarnation?
I'm sure your brother is now a rat or a badger.
You can't stand the collision that I inflict on you with my fists
Compete against me and you will come second, son
[Delsin Rowe]
Heller, I only know that you sell "smoke", bastard
I'm going to use "neon" lights as lighting
The moment I bury you under "concrete"
And I will leave this brutal beating recorded on "video"
You have no choice, this duel is the end of your story
I will make a graffiti mural to honor your memory
I don't know if it's clear
Just in case, I'll explain it to you.
I am the final version!
You are just a prototype
Who wins?
Who's next?
Up to you
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