Batman Vs Iron Man

Epic rap battles of geekdom
Batman
Against
Iron Man
Let’s go!

Hey, what’s up? Tony’s in the house
The engineer adored by the masses has arrived
An eccentric egomaniac, there’s no one like me
People usually call me
Iron Man

Initiating the disintegration protocol
Of the darkest, emo knight in the nation
Jarvis knows this fight will be your downfall
Because I’m the toughest test in this triathlon

What a disappointment, you’re one of my worst rivals
You released three Arkham games and they were all the same
It’s your turn to talk, criticize me and I’ll take it
Because if I can’t save my status, I’ll avenge it

I travel through the shadows and appear behind your back
I’m a vigilante and silence backs me up
My punches hit with the fury of my soul
And it’s normal for you to be scared, because I
Am Batman

Tell the media your end has come
Your rap is a fucking joke like the Mandarin
Robin could beat you, are you scared of me?
I’ll cut off your arm and you’ll need Extremis

I catch scared criminals, I terrify them
I drop rhymes so hot they melt your iron
I don’t know what you’re trying to achieve, your failure is clear
I’m more than used to fighting clowns

Come on, how nice, the mighty Bruce Wayne
Who almost ended up paralyzed at the hands of Bane
A pathetic fighter, it seems a bit illogical
That you want to rap while you’re this hoarse

I launch my missile, I’ve got techno-sex appeal
You’re acting like Mother Teresa, but you let Ra's al Ghul die
Oh, how hypocritical! I didn’t see that coming
I’ll call you Harvey Dent, because you’ve got two faces

Do you think you can beat me? But what are you thinking?
You’re tripping, did Scarecrow spray his gas?
Dressed in tight black leather... What a sodomite!
You’re not the hero Gotham deserves or needs

Shut up, pompous, I’m the bravest vigilante
My gadgets are impressive
What are you bragging about, playboy? About being with hot chicks?
Well, I take Catwoman for a ride in the Batmobile in the Batcave

I come from the old school, hunting killers
And proving that bats beat penguins
Stealth has chosen me, I lurk from the roof
I’m a genius! My mind is brighter than your chest

Even Alfred knows you’ve already broken your ideals
You showed your identity to make the headlines
Go on and take your press, fucking superstar
Call me Joffrey Baratheon, because I just killed a Stark.