Creepypastas VS. Slashers

Hi guys
How are you?
How long!

Hi there, old folks
Here we are
Not bad!

Jeff, haha have you gotten braces?
Yes! What's up? It's the latest fashion
Check out Jared Leto's Joker!
Well, what does that matter?
The point is that we are going to crush you
Hahaha, so you think that's what you mean?
Well, go ahead and prove it!
Of course we will prove it

This is the return of the Creepypastas
The coldest shadow trio, this is how they do it
It is not enough for us
Being unique and exuding class
But we will give the Slashers a terrible death
You are very outdated, your show is not worth it
We feel more sorry for you than your special effects
We are idols of all the kids
Don't try to teach us lessons, you wretched old fogies

These brats want to play our game, see?
You have the old school in front of you, there will be no new king
Fucking newbies, it's really hard for you to improve
We will kill you! We hope you forgive us
The massacre is about to begin, kids
Are you ready?
You can't fight the terror of Jason, Ghostface and Freddy
We are the elite
You were born on the web
You are memes that lost their grace in 2010

Well, I think you're getting excited
And we're going to have to bring you down a peg
That's the way to talk! Come on, tell him Jack!

Oh!
Beware of Eyeless Jack
Because it's stealthy as fucking air, after
My mask hides something that no one sees, more
If I release bars, you will surely dance trap
Dab!
And in his hand a knife
Which Ghostface is scary? I'm laughing my head off
It looks like the flea market version of Sin Cara
I'll take a kidney from you and make myself a sandwich

Be very careful if Jeff comes!
You will never be able to hide from me
I'm a villain, I murdered my brother
This insane brain drives me crazy
Don't compare me to this subhuman
AK to Crystal Lake's Quasimodo
You make me want to have eyelids again
Not to see your face, damn it!

Freddy, Slenderman has arrived
The fucking gentleman
You're just a germ, so soon you see who will lose?
I bring pure rap to crush
To your entire clan, you will never win, accept it now
When I get to battle my enemies explode
Like your fucking jersey I'm gonna keep you in line

It's our turn, shut that beak already
We are the idols, the favorites
Ghostface surprises when he grabs the microphone
If you talk about fear, I'm a fucking myth
Did you throw beef on my mask?
If you are Skeleton blue meta color
You are at this level that surpasses you
And they respect me to the point of saying
Wazzup!

Make way for Jason
I kill and I don't even think about it
I take the machete and send it to the toilet
Half of the entire census
Jeff, your shitty style makes me eat my balls
Say, did you put on makeup with Homer's shotgun?
You're just a poser like those who appear on Tumblr
Jason is hungry and there is a blood buffet

One, two, the MC has arrived
Three, four, I'm the fucking King
Five, six, you will never win
To the king who comes armed with Wolverine claws
I levitate on the beat
Listen to me, Slender!
I'll fold you in half like I'm Bender
I don't give a damn about your tentacles
They are just ridiculous
You are not an obstacle
Take my testicles!

Your words are worthless
What happens is that you are stunned
We are the Three Musketeers
You guys are more like the Three Stooges!

I've never heard so much nonsense
That rap of yours is just crap
Stop all that talk
Go back to your fucking daycare!

The owners of classic horror enter the scene
With literary and cinematographic prestige
Call us lords of darkness and panic
We are better! Losers, your end is tragic
Dracula will make you last only a few seconds
Frankenstein's Monster will twist your course
Facing the Werewolf, winning is a resounding "no"
We are the originals, everyone is cheering us!

How dangerous! This hound thinks it controls us
He's doing quite well by not pissing on a lamppost
You say you're a monster? You're just a fool
Even though you've already worn two, I think you're a little loose
Go back to Transylvania and let me do my job!
How tacky must it be that your kryptonite is garlic?
We are enemies, but we will be united
If it is necessary to leave you defeated and dejected

We're going to have to buy you a flea collar
Frankenstein gave you life, now we will dig your grave
Twilight vampires are scarier
Compared to our gigantic styles you are tiny!

What a shame, Full Moon, this werewolf doesn't stop
If I hit my canines, I will chew your veins
You are a geek and a loser disguised as a street party
I usually devour dozens like you for dinner

I see Jason is embarrassed to show his face
I'm proud to be a fucking monster
Jeff will fall too, I am an experiment
But I'm going to kill you and that's not an invention

Am I being threatened by a faceless man and a charred man?
I wouldn't drink your blood even if I was dehydrated
I sharpen my fangs and the shine on them stands out
I'll make a toothpick if you bring a stake near me

No one can stand up to us
We are icons of fear, destructive entities
Because we will always scare even the bravest
Do you feel the chills? I know you do, baby
If we get our hands on you, you'll be left without a gut
We break your bones in just a breath
The werewolf, the mastodon and the vampire are coming
We will kill you and forget you
Ready? Set?
YAAA!