El Arte Sano (Lección de Vida)

Well, I didn't want to make this song
But as some of you know, there are two very annoying types
Who keep bothering me, so
I don't know, I'll respond to see if they leave me alone
I don't want to mention their names to avoid giving them more attention than necessary
So I'll just call them
The old one: Because he's old, and the other
Because he has no special attributes
So let's begin

Hello, the old one and the other!
You finally managed to make me write to you even a little
Are you excited? Come on, take a picture
To commemorate the only moment I mention you

I'm sorry if I took longer than expected
And kept you waiting in front of a computer
I have things to do that I won't set aside
Spending my day responding to failures

But well, I have some free time and I downloaded this beat
Free not-for-profit
Because I don't want to see a single euro from all this damn beef
I don't like making money like that

I know you do
And what I'm doing is not a diss track
It's just a track where I'm going to explain
Why it's sad that you call yourselves 'artists'
Gaining views with those sensationalist topics

You say I feed off others' talent
Because I make songs about anime and video games
Using material we all know
To create a completely new product

But do you know what really is feeding off others' talent?
Imitating Eminem by adapting entire themes
Or making songs against other rappers
To gain exposure, fame, and some money

You both have some nerve
The old one made that song about me for a comparison mention
And the other released a song because I called him stupid once
And then I'm the one who's easily offended?

Let's see, old man, do you want me to call you a fascist or not?
You ask for it loudly and then get mad, you bastard
Could it be that you use any situation as an excuse
To seek confrontation and grab attention

No, you've never done that, right?
The older you get, the lower your intellectual quotient
Man, you're not doing well asking for donations via PayPal

(Ha ha)
Why is the other one laughing like that?
He looks like Krusty the Clown on speed
It's cringy to hear that voice more high-pitched than a prepubescent's
Than mine altered when I played Finn
Anyway

It's often said that the higher you climb
The harder the fall from the cloud
I take the risk, but let me doubt
That you'll rise without controversies to help you

Oh, these little rappers from YouTube
They're not worth what they boast about
I really sing well and they have to use autotune
Okay, boomer

As for the track this time, it's fine
The previous one was so flat that I listened to it
And even if I wanted to, I wouldn't have known what the hell to respond
Because without the old one, the other can't compose

And he must still be mad because I didn't reply
I started writing my RIP track a year before your beef
You can see it, I posted it on my social media
Or what, did Remember Beats not find that tweet?

Well, I'll leave the link in the description
Although it's strange that it takes so much dedication
To search for my posts from years ago
How odd, my opinion has changed in five years!

It's true that a long time ago, on some occasion
I heard one of your songs, old man, and I didn't dislike it
But as you said, now I have more flow
Conclusion: When I listened to you, I rapped worse, see the connection?

Returning to your dedicated track
You only made one fat joke, congratulations!
I know not making any was difficult, no problem
I'm fine with you not calling me names

Calling me a geek is puzzling
It's your crew that made a music video with Power Rangers cosplays
Although this beef we're in is even worse
It looks like a music video lyric from a song by Andy and Lucas

There's something that has disturbed me, I'll explain
The old man's double tempo reminds me of a porn movie
Whether to insert my penis, rub it on my face
Next time, masturbate and don't write while horny

And why do you clarify in the title that it's a beef?
Perhaps your audience doesn't understand your rhymes?
I also added a clarification in parentheses
In case you forget what's written above

I see the other one is against the ropes
And he throws pro-capitalism stuff seen on Wikipedia
Buying a triple A won't affect supporting the world's largest system
Bah, I don't expect you to understand

Although, if it were true and I had double standards
For buying one more game and not avoiding a sale
You're more hypocritical: You say you love rap
But you keep releasing those damn shitty songs

I don't lie, I've done zero tours and few concerts
I focus on other things for now
You, in your beloved Spain, not a single event
The old man is so little wanted in his homeland that he almost fakes another accent

You don't have to be a genius to know I'm trying
To make my songs pure entertainment
You don't have to be Sherlock to find personal elements in my songs
Encouraging kids

What's wrong with entertainment?
There are artists in it who quintuple your talent
Bo Burnham, Lil Dicky, hey, I recommend them to you
Maybe you'll learn to succeed without having to do this

And in reflective themes, are you the experts?
I understand, which ones specifically? Let me guess
For the one where you have a threesome or the one where you talk?
About letting a battered woman, sick people die?

And now, that's all I have
As a prize for you, happy?
It doesn't have those dizzying double tempos
But it has something yours doesn't
Good arguments

If the self-proclaimed 'fascist' repeats
That I live off others' work, I'll have to laugh
You have the nerve to say those pearls
When your video with the most views is a dirty beef

There you go, old man! Enjoy your defeat
Oh, I forgot that the other idiot is here
Who, without me mentioning him, wanted to be the protagonist
I see that the owner is always accompanied by the pet

And what I say is no longer for those two frustrated ones
It's for those who listen to this unaware of the situation
I'm sorry I stooped to this statement
Throwing shade is the strategy of the opportunist

I wanted to tell my side, and if these annoying ones return
It's clear they want promo as a gift
So please, don't feed these worms
And reject the morbid, value the healthy art