Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo
Alex Keyblade
Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom
[Mordecai]
Get ready because I have the power
I'm a jay that comes to mess around
You're a kid, I'm already seasoned in the park
You should learn from me
Yesterday I met with the gum princess and I could taste her sweetness well
[Rigby]
Yes, we had a good time
[Mordecai]
While we were having Adventure Time
I can really rap
I'm going to show you what's cool
I can beat you in games even if I play with Beemo
Your own console!
[Rigby]
We have to finish quickly, Mordecai
Benson is calling us
[Mordecai]
Okay, agreed
Today is the end of Finn
You can call it Finnception
[Finn]
Guess who's arrived
You got it
Finn the Human
The greatest hero on Earth
I'm going to defeat you with a sword in hand
You can keep that stretched-out pink one lying in bed
I'm a ladies' man and I do better with Marceline and Flame Princess
Do something productive, you lazy piece of
I'm going to teach you, buddy, how to really sing
I see you sad because I'm the winner
While I would have much more if my rival were Pops
[Mordecai]
Hey, hey... Relax, dude
If he looks like Wall-E, the bastard
The truth is I can't take you seriously if your hat is a condom
I can beat you
I'm more destructive than the Mushroom War
After this fight, you won't be