Eren Jaeger Vs Shinji Ikari - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo S3

Shinji Ikari vs Eren Jaeger
Come on!

[Eren Jaeger]
I'm sure I'll make it
I can already feel the ground rumbling
It hasn't happened yet
But it will happen later
And I can already see that then, the before and the now
And although I have already seen how you implore me
Until your body no longer reacts
I will enjoy making you cry so much
That living it excites me
Shinji!
You lil' bitch!
You have it pretty difficult
Lilith's offspring cannot imitate or be similar to Ymir's
And my limitless power is greater than that of Wilee, Seele and Nerv
Military forces believe they are special
And they are actually the same as Fritz and Reiss
I was born into an eternal cycle of war
That it will not end without mass killings
Your apocalypse would have been resolved
If Gendo had chosen to go to therapy
Another of his questionable decisions
How to inherit Michael Jackson's glove
And the parental qualities of his father
Do you want to stop being a tool?
Well, if your old man manipulates you, follow my advice
You manipulate it back!
I know you don't even try
Because you are a stupid coward
I already have a path that leads to a destination
I have left the nest, and you have not even left the womb yet

[Shinji ikari]
Oh no
Why is this happening to me?
I was not born to fight, insult or combat!
Father, I don't feel well
Can I go?

[Gendo Ikari]
Shinji, get on the fucking beat
The king will have to do it for you

[Shinji ikari]
Ok
Well, Eren, how are you?
Yes, I see how bad it is
And it's understandable, really
It can't be easy at all!
No
We all know it's fragile
The line that separates an edgy fuckboy
From a radical supremacist super Nazi
It's normal!
That you are hurt and frustrated
Traumatized and hurt by everything you've been through
I am inside my mother
And that's weird, but clear
Your mother is inside your brother's mother!
Natural!
That you are so bad!
When Bertolt betrays you in a colossal way
When Captain Levi wins your popularity
When your anime gets another season added
And it's not even the final yet!
Of course you don't care about seeing the sea
Yes, I usually cry without stopping
I don't want to imagine myself in your place!
I would have already extinguished my own race
Flooding my home island
With my titan tears

[Eren Yaeger]
Well, in the end I didn't enjoy it that much, eh?
I was a crybaby as a kid too
And the world made me change it
And now nothing stops me
I'm not going to listen to your troubles, God!

[Zeke Yaeger]
A question!
Who's booming it, bro?

[Eren Yaeger]
The founder
Wooo!
My second impact is coming!
This time in Tokyo-3, the buildings don't go up
They're coming down!
You will not be able to escape this dire fate
Unless hideaki anno pulls himself out of his ass
A second symbolic and abstract stoner ending
Meanwhile, you
You're going to deal with the consequences
Of being nothing more than a fucking brat
Prisoner of an eternal adolescence
Is there a girl sleeping next to you?
Poor her if she doesn't wake up!
If we had left Annie in your care
You would have glued an extra shell on him
Gospel is not the new coming of Christ!
It's just the weirdest adaptation
From the Bible I've never seen
Do you want religion?
Well, let's see what you think about this procession
Today it was not an angel that came, but a demon from paradise
To dispel all the evil that dwells in your nation

[Shinji ikari]
Oh
Well, this is the end

[Asuka Langley Soryu]
Shinji, you moron!
Have you messed up again?

[Shinji ikari]
Calm down, I'll make him see reason!
Eren, I know this isn't 2.22, but
Can you (not) move forward?

[Asuka Langley Soryu]
God
Shut up already
Step aside, stay out of the way!
Leave the big-headed dictator to me
Stuck to a fishbone
And I will show him how we treat tyrants in my country
Millennia ago, an Eldian girl
Merged with a Martian worm
And the result is that now you look like
Quite a centipede and very little human
Boom!
Warning
Did you think it was just a cute Barbie?
And with just one bar, bitch, I left you burning!
Like armin: Barbecue style!
Defeat me?
Ha!
Despite your immense greatness
Having me in front of you weighs you down and stresses you out!
Although you must be used to it by now
That a woman makes you lose your mind
Wooooh!

[Shinji ikari]
Hey, I don't think making him more angry will help us at all

[Asuka Langley Soryu]
I know, I was just
Making time for
The human complementation plan

[Shinji ikari]
Oh, and what is that?

[Asuka Langley Soryu]
I don't know
A paranoia, for sure
Don't worry!
We'll find out in 3, 2, 1

[Eren Yaeger]
One moment
What's happening?

[Shinji ikari]
Sometimes I hate myself
And I just want to die

[Eren Yaeger]
Seriously, I don't understand anything!

[Shinji ikari]
I'm sure the same thing happens to you

[Eren Yaeger]
Why am I listening to this depressing emo?
Release this weird shit in my mind?

[Shinji ikari]
You don't have to be a titan
To break down the walls that separate us
Hello!

[Eren Yaeger]
No!
How did you get to the coordinate, you sneaky bastard?
You don't have Eldian blood, so
Get out of my way!
Or I will exterminate you and your loved ones and friends
Including the penguin that lives with you!
Even though you're a fucking depressive
And I predict that you will be grateful to me

[Shinji ikari]
You don't know exactly how right you are!
It's all pain until you die!
That's why I offer you a fresh new start
Very different from this that hurts you so much
Let's remake this reality!
You can be a normal kid!
Or a bird, if you prefer
I know you want to be in any world
Except this one, where you're Eren

[Narrator]
Who wins?
Who's next?
Up to you!
Epic rap battles of geekdom