Eren Jaeger Vs Shinji Ikari - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo S3

Shinji Ikari vs Eren Jaeger
Come on!

[Eren jaeger]
Wow if I arrive
I already notice how the ground rumbles
It hasn't happened yet
But it will happen later
And I can already see that then, the before and the now
And although I have already seen how you implore me
Until your body no longer reacts
I will so enjoy making you cry
That living it excites me
Shinji!
You lil' bitch!
You have it quite difficult
Lilith's progeny cannot imitate or be similar to Ymir's
And my power without limits is superior to that of wilee, seele and nerv
Military forces believe they are special
And in reality they are the same as fritz and reiss
I was born in an eternal war cycle
That will not end without mass killings
Your apocalypse would have been resolved
If Gendo had chosen to go to therapy
Another one of your questionable decisions
How to inherit Michael Jackson's glove
And the parental qualities of his father
Do you want to stop being a tool?
Well, if your old man manipulates you, follow my advice
You manipulate it back!
I already know that you don't even try
Because you are a stupid pushover
I already have a path that leads to a destination
I have left the nest, and you have not even left the womb yet

[Shinji ikari]
Oh no
Why does this happen to me?
I was not born to fight, insult or combat!
Father, I'm not feeling well
I can go?

[Gendo Ikari]
Shinji, get on the fucking beat
Or rei will have to do it for you

[Shinji ikari]
Vaaale
Well, eren, how are you?
Yes, I see how bad
And it's understandable, really
It can't be easy at all!
No
We all know it's fragile
The line between an edgy fuckboy
From a radical supremacist super Nazi
Its normal!
May you be hurt and frustrated
Traumatized and hurt by everything you've been through
I am inside my mother
And that's strange, but of course
Your mother is inside your brother's mother!
Natural!
That you are this bad!
When Bertolt betrays you in a colossal way
When Captain Levi wins you in popularity
When they add another season to your anime
And it's not the final yet!
Of course you already have a hard time seeing the sea
Yes, I usually cry without stopping
I don't want to imagine myself in your place!
I would have already extinct my own race
Flooding my home island
With my titan tears

[Eren yaeger]
Well in the end I didn't enjoy it that much, eh
I was also a crybaby as a child
And the world made me change it
And now nothing truncates me
I will not listen to your hardships, God!

[Zeke yaeger]
A question!
Who booms it, bro?

[Eren yaeger]
The founder
Wooo!
My second impact is coming!
This time in Tokyo-3, the buildings don't go up
They are falling apart!
You will not be able to escape this disastrous destiny
Unless hideaki anno gets out of the turnip
A second symbolic and abstract smoking ending
Meanwhile, you
You're going to deal with the consequences
Of being nothing more than a fucking kid
Prisoner of an eternal adolescence
Is there a sleeping girl next to you?
Woe to her if she doesn't wake up!
If we had left annie in your care
You would have attached an extra shell
Evangelion is not the new coming of Christ!
It's just the rarest adaptation
From the bible I have never seen
Do you want religion?
Well let's see what you think of this procession
Today not an angel came, but a demon from paradise
To dispel all the evil that lives in your nation

[Shinji ikari]
Oh
Well nothing, this is the end

[Asuka langley sōryū]
Shinji, you subnormal!
Have you screwed up again?

[Shinji ikari]
Don't worry, I'll make you reason!
Eren, I know this isn't 2.22, but
Can you (not) move forward?

[Asuka langley sōryū]
God
Shut up now
Move aside, stay away!
Leave the stubborn dictator to me
Stuck on a fish bone
And I will show you how we treat tyrants in my country
Millennia ago, an Eldian girl
Merged with a Martian worm
And the result is that now you seem
Quite a centipede and very little human
Boom!
Warning
Did you think she was just a cute barbie?
And with just one bar, bitch, I left you burning!
Like armin: barbecue!
You defeat me?
Ha!
Despite your immense greatness
Having me in front of you weighs you down and stresses you out!
Although you must be used to it by now
For a woman to make you lose your mind
Wooooh!

[Shinji ikari]
Hey, I don't think making him more angry will help us at all

[Asuka langley sōryū]
I know, I was just
making time for
The human complementation plan

[Shinji ikari]
Ah... and what is that?

[Asuka langley sōryū]
I don't know
Paranoia, for sure
Don't worry!
We'll find out in 3, 2, 1

[Eren yaeger]
One moment
What's happening?

[Shinji ikari]
sometimes I hate myself
and I just want to die

[Eren yaeger]
Seriously, I don't understand anything!

[Shinji ikari]
I'm sure the same thing happens to you

[Eren yaeger]
Why am I listening to this emo depressing
Release this weird shit in my mind?

[Shinji ikari]
You don't have to be a titan
To tear down the walls that separate us
Hello!

[Eren yaeger]
Nooo!
How did you get to the coordinate, you sibylline bastard?
You don't have Eldian blood, so
Get out of my ways!
Or I exterminate you and your loved ones and friends
Including the penguin that lives with you!
Although you are a fucking depressive
And I predict that you will be grateful to me

[Shinji ikari]
You don't know how right you are!
Everything is pain until you die!
That's why I offer you a fresh new beginning
Very different from what hurts you so much
Let's remake this reality!
You can be a normal kid!
Or a bird, if you prefer
I know you want to be in any world
Except this one, where you are eren

[Storyteller]
Who wins?
Who's next?
Up to you!
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