Finn Vs Mordecai

[Mordecai]
Get ready because I have the power
I'm a jay coming to fuck
You are a kid, I'm already working in the park
You should learn from me
Yesterday I met Princess Bubblegum and I could taste her sweetness well.

[Rigby]
Yes, we definitely had a good time.

[Mordecai]
While we had adventure time
I really know how to rap
I'm going to show you what's cool
I can beat you in games, even if I play with beemo
Your own console!

[Rigby]
We have to finish quickly, Mordecai
That the annoying Benson is calling us

[Mordecai]
OK agreed
Today is the end of Finn
You can call it finception

[Finn]
Guess who has arrived
You're right
Finn the human
The greatest hero that exists on earth
I will defeat you with sword in hand
You can stay with that stretched out pinkie lying on the bed
I'm a flirt and I better fuck with Marceline and Princess Llama
Do something productive, you lazy piece, okay?
I'm going to teach you, friend, how to really sing
I see you sad because I am the winner
I would understand myself a lot more if my rival was Pops

[Mordecai]
Hey, hey, relax tipei
If he looks like wall-e the bastard
The truth is I can't take you seriously if your hat is a condom
I can beat you
I am more destructive than the mushroom war
After this fight you will no longer be Finn the Human
But Finn, who lost with Mordecai

[Rigby]
Maybe we are passing

[Mordecai]
Certainly the poor man could cry
I already expect everything from a small child who is terrified of the sea

[Rigby]
You will be defeated, you have no attitude

[Mordecai]
And the entire realm of OOH!
He will boo you shouting UUUUH!

[Finn]
So you are a bluebird
I did not expect
I thought you were a pigeon because you always screw up
Whatever you do today you fall
You will see it
I could finish my verse but Jake better do it

[Jake]
Okay!
Of all the animals present, I'm sure only I will be left.
I'm going to leave that racoon rigby like the one from sad racoon blowjob
Look at me, tron, I stretch the parts of my body a lot
What is a pass?
Well, you'll see how funny it's going to be that I stretch when you eat my cipooo

[Mordecai]
We have before us 2 supposed heroes who are very brave and fierce, of course
Don't fuck with me
Anyone could triumph if their enemy was the ice king

[Finn]
What a heavy fifteen, man
Don't you see that your rap is scum?
Your rhymes are current
Ha! Like your stories!

[Rigby]
You are really making me angry

[Mordecai]
Calm down, man, I know what to tell them
Hey, Muscles, tell me
Who fights better than Finn?
(My mother!)

[Finn]
Are you envious of my golden hair Elvive
When you dyed yourself blonde you were a
Justin Bieber

[Mordecai]
I don't know how you can be so stupid

[Rigby]
What a pain in the ass of a kid

[Mordecai]
I hope you die very soon
Let's see if another nuclear bomb explodes

[Finn]
I'm that kind of guy who always wins
You can't handle my mind
So Mordecai, shut the hell up.
And also, literally