Finn Vs Mordecai

[Mordecai]
Get ready 'cause I got the power
I'm a blue jay here to mess you up
You're just a kid, I'm already working in the park
You should learn from me
Yesterday I hung out with Princess Bubblegum and got to taste her sweetness

[Rigby]
Yeah, for sure, we had a blast

[Mordecai]
While we were having Adventure Time
I can really rap
I'm gonna show you what’s cool
I can beat you in games even if I play with Beemo
Your own console!

[Rigby]
We gotta wrap this up, Mordecai
Benson's calling us, the annoying one

[Mordecai]
Alright, fine
Today is the end for Finn
You can call it Finception

[Finn]
Guess who’s here
You got it!
Finn the Human!
The greatest hero on this earth
I’m gonna take you down with sword in hand!
You can keep that stuck-up pink girl lying in bed
I’m a player and I’d rather bounce with Marceline and Princess Flame
Do something productive, you lazy bum, come on
I’m gonna show you, buddy, how to really sing
I see you’re sad 'cause I’m the winner
I’d have way more fun if my rival was Pops

[Mordecai]
Hey, hey, chill out, T-Pain!
If that dude looks like WALL-E
Honestly, I can’t take you seriously if your hat’s a condom
I can beat you
I’m more destructive than the mushroom war
After this fight, you won’t be Finn the Human
But Finn who lost to Mordecai

[Rigby]
Maybe we’re going too far

[Mordecai]
True, the poor kid might cry
I expect everything from a little kid who's scared of the sea

[Rigby]
You’ll be defeated, you have no attitude

[Mordecai]
And the whole kingdom of oh
Will boo you shouting: Uh!

[Finn]
So you’re a blue jay
Didn’t see that coming!
Thought you were a pigeon, 'cause you always screw up
Whatever you do today, you’re going down
You’ll see!
I could finish my verse but better let Jake do it

[Jake]
Okay!
Out of all the animals here, I’ll be the last one standing
I’m gonna leave this raccoon Rigby like that Sad raccoon blowjob
Look at me, dude, I stretch my body parts a lot
Isn’t that wild?
Well, you’ll see how funny it’ll be when I stretch while you eat my dick

[Mordecai]
We got two so-called heroes in front of us who are brave and fierce (sure)
Don’t mess with me!
Anyone could win if their enemy was Ice King

[Finn]
What a pain in the ass, dude
Can’t you see your rap is trash?
Your rhymes are basic (ha!)
Just like your stories!

[Rigby]
You guys are really pissing me off

[Mordecai]
Calm down, dude, I know what to tell them
Hey, Muscle Man, tell me
Who fights better than Finn?

[Muscle Man]
My mom!

[Finn]
You’re jealous of my golden Elvive hair
When you dyed it blonde, you were a
Justin Bieber

[Mordecai]
I don’t know how you can be so dumb

[Rigby]
What a boring kid

[Mordecai]
I hope you die real soon
Let’s see if another nuclear bomb goes off!

[Finn]
I’m that kind of guy who always wins
You can’t mess with my mind!
So Mordecai, shut your mouth already
And I mean literally