Hombre lobo

It's already 2 (P.M.)
I woke up with my body bent
On the living room couch (how nice)
My pajamas all torn
Brother, what a mess

I'm missing half of my pants
I feel like I have a hangover (ugh, man)
I'll freshen up, I smell like a bulldog
But literally (hey)
I turn on the water and it comes out freezing

The shower tray is flooded
Because the drain is full of hair
This is depressing (meh)
I shake off, dry up and feel like new
For breakfast, I fill a bowl

With the last dog food with Kellogg's
Because I'm a werewolf
When there's a full moon, I go yolo
I see it shiny and it's crazy
If I followed my instincts

I would have to go out and eat those mofos
Good thing I control myself
And I stay home alone
Listening to lo-fi beats to sleep
And eating a glovo

I'm just a regular guy, just like you (just like you)
But with Scooby Doo genes (Scooby Doo)
When the moonlight falls on my hood
I'm like: Ow!, like: Ow!

My howls are autotuned (autotuned)
If I come across a pussy, I go: Woof! (pussy, I go: Woof)
I have a bitch inside my room
She's like: Ow!, like: Ow!

Homie, it's not my fault
If the mailman disturbs me
I'm a Wu-Tang dog
I drop pure bars
When I bark in a boom bap

But I also know how to be a gentleman
I can prove it, ma girl
I'll always understand you
After all, I also have bad times
Once a month, oh, shit!

I walk down the street and if I pee
The civil guard stops me
And why me and not that mastiff?
Why does he have a chip and I have an ID?
Well, it's not like that (it's not like that!)

Do they want to mess with me?
I'm a werewolf OG
Not like those fake wannabe furries (fake wannabe furries)
I have a bad temper, honey
Be discreet and don't kiss my neck

I've put on the pipette (hey, respect)
I know many want
Me to mess up and make a mistake
But I always come first
Because I don't get along well with money

Get it, mothafuckas!?
Let panic spread
When the canine lyrics are released
I consider myself a melancholic romantic
But my ex says I'm a lunatic

How ironic! Being me is worth it
I have to deal with many ethical dilemmas
Should I go to the vet or the doctor?
Internal dramas of a domestic werewolf

I'm just a regular guy, just like you (just like you)
But with Scooby Doo genes (Scooby Doo)
When the moonlight falls on my hood
I'm like: Ow!, like: Ow!

My howls are autotuned (autotuned)
If I come across a pussy, I go: Woof! (pussy, I go: Woof)
I have a bitch inside my room
She's like: Ow!, like: Ow!

Bitches be like: Ow!
Bitches be like: Ow!