Joker Battle Royale

Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom!
Joker against Joker against Joker against Joker
Let's go!

(Phoenix's Joker)
I thought my life was a tragedy
But in the end, I discovered it was just a comedy
I also thought you all were serious business
But I see you're not even circus clowns
You're fairground monkeys
All critics value my film work
They love my clinical madness and satirical perception
Of this cynical reality that I finally made tremble
You can't imitate neither my presence nor my lyrics
Ledger, anyone can set off bombs
But plunging Gotham into anarchy, only one
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Sorry, I can't control it
Whenever I think of Leto's Joker, I crack up
And I won't forget you, Nicholson
Your plan is ridiculous and your movie a boring drag
I don't understand why they consider you an idol
Want to hear a joke?
It goes like this: Knock, knock

(Ledger's Joker)
Ugh, enough, whiny without remedy
You cry more in your movie than a widow in a cemetery
We're clowns, you know? Humor is our empire
So tell me, Arthur, why so serious?
Isn't it because of your fantastic life as a successful comedian admired by everyone
Who dates and conquers a very attractive sweet girl?
Can you imagine it?
Ugh, you don't need to say it
Everything about you is a lie, a failed comedian
I'm that psychotic chaotic anarchist
Who even caused psychological damage to Batman
I made the classic Joker look like a cheap Comic-Con cosplay
I died after The Dark Knight
Thank goodness!
I avoided seeing my legacy humiliated in Suicide Squad
Are there really people who value these three fools?
Really?
Well, we live in a society

(Leto's Joker)
Ah, ha, ha, ha
Jaaa

Ah, you're fools; I'm the best
I'm super crazy, bastard
I love madness, pain, and all that shit from people with twisted brains
Like having a smiling mouth tattooed on the hand
Why do I do it? Because I'm weird
A complete bad rebel
Do I shoot? Do I stab you? Do I hit you with a stick?
Do I cut off a nipple, wrap it as a gift, and send it to your mother by certified mail?
It doesn't make sense but sounds like something a villain would do
It seems like you've put your hair in the damn fryer
And Jack, you seem to inject Botox three times an hour
Fuck you!
Neither Phillips nor Burton nor Nolan
My success is a thing of the past
Wait, that doesn't sound right
Well, you get it
And whoever doesn't get it can suck it

(Nicholson's Joker)
Aay, the truth is you've put on a good show
But let the master say a few words

Kids, kids, I have affection for you
But your crime compared to mine is a trifle
I'm the OG Joker, seeing me is like reading a comic
I'm going to explain why you're not good and I am
Joaquin, your story is nonsense
You're a false symbol, a Guevara of the slum
Think about it, are you a real villain if you do nothing?
Well, do as your mother and consult it with the pillow
Next; you, Ledger, are you an agent of chaos?
If I cause more havoc than you even while going to the bathroom
And Leto, it's evident you're damaged
It wasn't necessary to write it on your forehead
For those repellent shits, Harley left you
Well, actually, even Warner Bros left you
In short, for you to understand the conclusion
There's only one Joker, and that one turned out to be me

(Ledger's Joker)
Come on, grandpa, you don't match my crimes
I fought the Dark Knight
And you fought Michael Keaton's lips
Do I explain myself?
Although it hurts, you have to admit that superhero movies started to be respected because of me

(Phoenix's Joker, Leto's Joker)
You didn't live enough to know, bastard
I swallowed pills in fiction, you in your room
Send me the location of your grave whenever you want
And I'll dance a better cumbia on top than the one on the stairs
I've dyed my balls green because I'm diffe—
Shut up or I'll knock your teeth out, loser!
At least something valuable would come out of your mouth
Because of you, they thought the Joker would never have a movie
But then I arrived and made it reborn like a phoenix

(Ledger's Joker)
I won an Oscar from the other side
Your movie is a plagiarism of Taxi Driver after half a century
I blow up hospitals and ovaries
Because my madness makes the audience wet more than my lips

(Nicholson's Joker)
Enough, I'm going to put an end to this torture
Have you danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I always ask that question to all who bother me
Sounds good, not like your rap full of garbage
I'm the original gangsta', I have a sting
And I flexed before it was trendy to throw bills
I'm old, Ledger, but it's not a problem
I'm going to Arkham Asylum, and you can be my nurse
Neither you nor Leto nor Joaquin are fierce opponents
I prefer Mark Hamill or Cesar Romero
Or does this jokerish terror cause you trouble?
That's why I'm The Killing Joke and you guys, just The Jokes

Who wins?
Who's next?
You decide!
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