Kratos Vs Dante - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo
Alex Keyblade
Kratos Vs Dante - Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom
Descending from Mount Olympus
Kratos has arrived. The king of the Plates
Handling swords just like microphones
Dante, you're going to have a bad time
I'm going to tighten your crown of thorns to pierce that filthy head
And destroy your armor with my Cestus
I don't think you'll be saved even if you pray
This will be the beginning of your end
With your guts, I will feast
You copy even the Quick Time Events, but you will never match me
I throw better verses than Virgil
I will kill you even if you're already dead
Add your defeat in this battle
To the cross you now carry sewn into your body
My God, Holy Lord
I only ask you to do the favor
To lead this impious, evil, and dirty sinner
On the right path
Ah, no? Should he suffer?
If that's your will, it shall be done
I will be the punisher of this dirty traitor of faith!
Your life ends here!
I am the most Christian MC and the most veteran in tearing people apart with malice
I will tear your pretty skirt with the fierce cut of my great Scythe
Seeing you made up like a Drag Queen makes me nauseous and vomit
You are the Bile!
A poor wretch who wants to be Dwayne Johnson
When he doesn't even reach half of Bruce Willis
I'm not sure what's more disgusting, your anime movie or your Rhymes
You should have stayed in Limbo
You are not aware of what's coming your way
Do you fight in the name of a God?
Well. Bring him to give him a beating
I think I'll look much better when I kill you and wear your ashes
For traveling the nine circles of hell, you think you're powerful and very cool
Bah, Nonsense!
The circles of Google Plus are more dangerous (uh!)
So they killed you from behind with a shitty knife?
How silly, Fool!
What to expect from a copycat named
Like the sad emo from Devil May Cry?
I'm the real Dante
Not that poor albino posh guy who's irrelevant
I will definitely use your bald head as a magic ball to predict your failure
When I defeat you, I will only be one more to whom you owe Revenge (Amen!)
Open Pandora's box
Because in this fight, you have no hope
Advance if you want, tempt me
You know that if you come, you won't be able to go back
At least I saved Beatrice
You can't say the same about your Daughter and your Wife
I'm going to turn you into a real ghost
And so all of Greece will be astonished
So you're a Spartan, huh?
Well, you'll end up just like Leonidas
The gravedigger dug your grave because he knew my Gift
Take off that Menstruation from your face
I condemn you to the fire of Perdition
I have returned from Hell numerous times
You can see it on Wikipedia
Leaving Hades for me is as easy and joyful as a divine comedy
I don't forgive even half anymore
I want to hear your bones Crushed
If I have defeated Gorgons, Cyclopes, and Gods
How can I not kill a soldier?
After this crusade, your game will be called
God Of War: Descent
I turn the God of War into a Servant of death
Praised be I!