Los Vengadores vs La Liga de La Justicia

Legend has it that after countless battles
Of rap took place a definitive duel between some
Beings with such a powerful flow that they made
The pillars of planet Earth tremble

Epic rap battles of geekdom
The Avengers versus The Justice League
Let's go!

Superman has arrived
I come with my clan
They will never defeat us
The Justice League comes to battle
Making these heroes explode without more

Call me Captain
The titan has returned
Sound of war, drums with the best
Make way, greet the Avengers!

Hulk on the beat!
The green beast is here!
Everyone runs away desperate just by seeing me
They must fear me, I am the strongest
I have muscle to spare and also balls
Maybe they are broken but I have shown that I am the one
Who wears the damn pants
More than Gamma rays, I carry Gangsta rays
I throw punches until they beg: Enough!
My rage and energy never run out
Do you want me to take care of it? Just tell me
Hulk, smash!

Open your eyes, you will see the light of my ring
Not blue, not yellow, not red
Dirty remains
Do not compare my green will with your weak shine
Do you want me to start? What a problem
I won't fight you while you fear
Yes, we are not Team Rocket
We are Green Lantern so listen to this motto
In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight and my figure
Those who follow the dark and get lost
Beware the power of Green Lantern
I am an F35
Flying no one stops me, wow
I can materialize whatever I want
Only imagination will be the limit of what I do

The genius of the millennium has landed
I have plenty of wit
You junior, me senior
I fight enemies with siege weapons
My jokes are the best and break the boredom
That doesn't mean I don't get serious
When it's my turn to be the Avenger
Of injustices
Stark is the hero and the destroyer of all villains
I have a thousand suits under my control
They all freak out when I enter the scene
And I hardly bother to launch projectiles
To solve the problem
I am a philanthropist and swim in bills
Saving all tough situations
Nothing holds me back, because my will
Is made of iron like my armor

The bat signal lights up and I come in a moment
Everyone in Gotham admires my moves
I am the Dark Knight, and I swear I'm not lying
When I say I fight until I'm out of breath
I go to the city, if they see me coming, they will tremble
They want to escape, but they won't, they will fly
When these blows throw them to the ground
For stopping the flight of my damn batarang
With or without Robin, I take out the Batmobile
And clean the streets more than Cillit Bang
You die like a hero
Or you live long enough to be defeated by Batman

Let me introduce myself, take a seat
The son of Odin leaves you breathless
I have such a strong arm that I doubt, I'm sorry
That you can handle me at this moment
I tell you
I am a God, they call me Thor
Everyone wants to be like me
I leave your face broken, with just one hammer blow, crazy
Hard as a rock, mouths shut when my hammer hits
Let the bravest come; I'll crush them
Even I marvel at myself
Line up in this hallway
I am the God of thunder, the best
To Loki I fear not, there is no brake
For this valor-armed Avenger
There is no way to stop the king of Asgard
Your League can say goodbye; Thor has arrived!

Hey, where are you going?
Flash has arrived!
No one flows as fast as me in the beat
Leaving all my enemies behind
In the track I'm a crack, challenge me and you'll see
I break the sound barrier
I accelerate aggressively
I haven't given my all, do you want to see me well?
Well, pay attention to the rhymes I exhibit!
Having this gift is impossible for any human
No one can match my speed, I assure you
I am the most amazing runner you have ever seen
On the podium I don't settle for being number one
I can go to the other side of the world in a couple of seconds
And you'll have me back where you were
When you realize I hit you
I'll be gone and we'll be separated by a thousand light years

I am Aquaman!
The lord and God of the sea!

Hey, hey, hey Aquaman!
Stop it man, nobody likes you
Come on, go home

Geez, always the same

Come on, welcome
The sly assassin
If you see me turning the corner
You can consider your life lost
I am a valuable SHIELD spy
If you see me coming, it's better to surrender
My Soviet gift kills your entourage
You will feel fear in front of the Russian ninja

Ha! You're right, Romanoff
You're unstoppable in action
My arrows flying in every direction
I attack with the precision of a hawk

In the mission we are the best
The duo that instills fears in every villain
If they want to mess with us, they have it clear
The spider and the bird causing havoc!

Relax kids, okay?
Against me you will never be able
In my zone the Amazon Wonder Woman is the law
If you want I can threaten you with this lasso of truth
And then you will say that you will never have
A chance against my rap
My invisible plane flies through the air in an instant
My indestructible bracelets are radiant
I come from Paradise Island and you have never seen before
Such a brutal and impressive superheroine!

You are going to test one by one all my muscle
I know I look down on you
But you are so tiny
I am the Captain of America
And I'm going to kick all your asses
I feel more sorry for all of you
Than for the Twilight vampire
Come see me! I'm here, bitch
Do you want to stop me? Sorry, I doubt it
They cry when they eat
The hardest part of my shield
I swear I can understand you
But patience has never been my virtue
If we go I don't worry
Because I will always have Hulk

Is that a bird? Is it a plane?
No!
It's Superman coming into action
Oh!
Soaring through the sky and saving the planet
From any attack, crime or aggression
My laser gaze will melt you, huh
And look at this cape, cool, right? Ha!
Shoot me bullets, they don't even compare
With the strong resistance of my tough chest
After each battle I come out undefeated
Throwing impacts at you, I come from Krypton
I am the most powerful alien
Surpassing ET or those who speak Klingon
I easily break the schemes
Of every villain who harms others
Because when Clark Kent
Takes off his glasses
You will be safe
So don't be afraid

Let me catch you with my fist and I'll give you what you deserve
If people ask me I didn't do it
I'm going to give you what you didn't get: Fucking justice!
Shut your mouth has always been fun!

Oh, Captain, my Captain
You can't match my rap
I'm going to throw my icy breath
To see if you freeze again and shut up already!

There is no rival that can face The Avengers
The saviors of the planet
Liberating the world from horrors

We are gods among humans
Our power drives you crazy
Not winning this fight would be an injustice

We fill all the cinemas because of the fame we have
If someone harms us
We will avenge immediately

If we talk about superheroes
No one can match us
Our league is effective and will bring world peace

After the epic battle that took place between these heroes
The world was devastated
Many years were needed to
Rebuild the society that had collapsed before such
Unfortunately, this confrontation marked the end of
The epic rap battles of geekdom forever

One moment
Forever?