Luffy Vs Ichigo

[Ichigo]

Best regards, Captain Monkey D. Luffy
body of mr. Fantastic more goofy brain
Your end is approaching due to your lack of skill
There is less straw in your hat than inside your head

I don't believe that in seven seas there is no one who challenges you
If I can tame you with half a steak
Grumete, you will be cut by this zampaku-to
Your nakamas are hungry because you eat everything

The powers of haki never do anything to me
I'm a fucking shinigami, more than just a human race
You are less likely to win this bitter fight
Hope you win synchronized swimming in the Olympics

Shall I tell you a joke?
That after years of stalking looking for the one
Piece, be just a can of cockles
What's happening?
Didn't you like the joke I made?
Well you know that your brother Ace broke his chest

[Luffy]

But hey, Ichigo friend, why are you bothering me?
You interrupted me in the middle of my nap time!
Are you a shinigami or do you hesitate?
A real shinigami is Ryuk and not the emo version of Ed Sheeran

This is how we spend them on grand line, mongolo
Gold D. Roger's successor against JPeliHollow
Come alone or if you want, bring your entire squad
I'm going to rip your sword off and leave your skull hollow

I arrived in the new world ready to take action
The fandom of your series loves you less than Kon
I have the elastic power of gomu gomu no
Too bad your parents said
Do we use rubber?
Nah

I've been at the top of anime for almost twenty years
Your fame is deader than Orihime's brother
And if you challenge me or any of my crew
There is a better swordsman than you in my crew!

[Zoro]

I have to take it as an insult that you make me lose
Minutes facing a shinigami with the rank of substitute
I do not enjoy against this bleach and its zampaku-to
After testing the black sword that Mihawk carries

I will split you in two with daishinkan
You are going to feel afraid because I will bathe my katanas in haki for you
If you want to touch Luffy
You must pass over me, I already endured the captain's pain and I can repeat

[Rukia]

Stop the car, idiot! Your defeat here is certain
I'm going to play fruit ninja with this hair-lettuce
My bankai form is pure
And if you face her in a fight, the poor thing
Zoro Roronoa as a fox purrs

what a loser
You triple your stubbornness and still not
You improve your sense of direction
Mugiwara looks make everyone think
That instead of being pirates, you are a circus troupe

[Luffy]

I won't let you mess with my nakamas
This time I'm going with everything, I'm not going to save anything

Ichigo
Well go ahead, Luffy
Let's do what needs to be done and
Let's attack at once with all our power

Ichigo (hollow mask)
Hollow form activated and going in for the kill
Zangetsu takes the reins of this deadly battle

Ichigo (hollow 1)
Now my body members can regenerate
This invention would have been great for your friend Shanks

Ichigo (hollow 2)
Zero discharge shot under this macabre appearance
And today you are going to have to eat this devil's fruits
You are going to leave the fight carrying a brand new one
And you will be more screwed than the old man from Whitebeard

Luffy (gear 2nd)

Are you serious?
Come on, shinigami!
Because now I have more gears than a fucking Ferrari

If you think you can beat me
I laugh more than bellamy because a
Flow even faster than the thousand sunny
Look at my speed in full
Today it's your turn to jet pistol on the menu

Luffy (gear 3rd)
I make my limbs so big that next to me you look like lilliput
A misfortune happened to your poor mother that doomed her future
And I'm not talking about hollowfication
But of being pregnant with you!

Ichigo (hollow 2)
Today I will send one of the supernovas to the mud
Who wanted to be Jack Sparrow and was Captain Pescanova
Your strength is so ridiculous that I ignore it all
More than you ignore the bow of Boa

Ichigo (g. Tenshou)
I become the Getsuga Tenshou
And as soon as this happens, neither Trafalgar Law nor Chopper will save you
A thrust of mugetsu and I'll put an end to your movie
After this they will lower your reward to half a belly

Luffy (gear 4th)
I enter gear fourth mode and your attack doesn't even look at me
Even though he calls me monkey, I act like a gorilla
I contain more air inside me than the hurricane
Katrina and if she launched it against you I will send you to Skype (yeah)

The truth is, I don't know how it doesn't depress you that
After Aizen, no one cares how Bleach continues
That's why I'm very clear that it doesn't matter how much I stretch
I will never stretch myself as much as they stretched your anime!