Mario vs Sonic 2

Epic rap battles of geekdom!
Sonic
Against
Ma-ri-o
Let's go!
It's-a-me! MC Mario on the beat
And here I came to fight this wicked hedgehog
Do you want to fight me?
Well, I'll make you suffer
So much that you won't want to leave the Green Hill Zone anymore
Wow, what a winner's attitude
Any of my squad could easily crush you
So let's end this competition
That causes more division than playing Mario Party
Do you want me to call my family, sir?
Which one would be better? Well, here we go!
You'll see how we'll win without giving our 100 percent
And how this Sega battle secures Nintendo's victory
Luigi!

Make way for the plumber
Faithful sidekick, the fiercest brother in video games
To be honest, it saddens me to face in this duel
A preadolescent version of the Kyubi gone downhill
You know that on the track I'll crush you with rap
And I'll look at you worse than if I pass you in Mario Kart
Poor Tails... If not even a poltergeist scares me
You'll have nothing to do against me, ghosts
Watch me fly through the sky like a helicopter
Sorry, I'll give you more than a thousand laps with my two tails
I'm not afraid of this fearful plumber
Who needs vacuum cleaners to face my inventions

Hello!
You're worthless, second place
You're the green-colored copy to play as player 2
And this furball wrinkles you and already frustrates the song
This fox scares you if it turns into Tails Doll
Here's Peach, the baddest bitch
From all NES, also passing
Through Wii and even Switch
Dear, if you think I'm a mannequin
You'll see how I flow and why they call me Cardi Peach
Yas queen! I'm the princess like Jasmine
But without a sultan, I rule the whole place, yes!
Meanwhile, Amy, you'll never be top tier
That's why Sonic cheated on you in '06

Oh shit!
Be careful against Amy, Peach
I'm the MVP: Crushing lazy princesses, I'm unique
I'll unleash the revolution in your lands
And so the Mushroom Kingdom will become a republic
I'm like Thor, holding the hammer
Miss Peach, I'm going to shred you
I don't see you have flow, or skill in hip hop
Maybe you left them in another castle
Yoshi arrives ready to put you in check
Get ready to suffer with all my attacks
This is the story of the battle between a
Super mega winged fire-spitting dinosaur and Knuckles
For gamers, I'm an authority
While your most famous game is VR Chat
When this battle ends, you'll stop being trendy
And I'll go to Uganda myself to give my condolences to your bros
I have to face the deficient dinosaur
Who thinks carrying kids on his back is productive
I'm the echidna who will bring your end, you're
Going to have my eggs for lunch and my spin dash for dinner
Watch how I kick out this clueless one
Just with a Boomba, I'll send him to the neighboring island
There's no tie here, you know that well
Go get Mario to ride you
Do you know da wae?

Wah!
Finally some protagonism
I wasn't invited to Smash, but I don't care
Today I have the opportunity to flow over beats
In the epic rap battles of geekdom
I'm up against Silver
Ugh, he's the coolest
Ah! You come from the future, like Trunks
You're Pokémon Silver and Sonic is Pokémon Blue?
Bah, I'm done! Come on, rhyme!
Hey, Waluigi
Haven't you heard, man?
Silver has left
What!?

Yes, well, he left this note
So I guess you rapped for nothing
Sorry about that
Damn, always i- Waaah!
Calm down, buddy! Wario takes care of the rest
I came to polish Shadow, that annoying hedgehog
I'm sorry they brought you to this rap battle
I know you'd prefer a Linkin Park concert
I have bad breath, I don't use gel or shampoo
I fart, burp, and I'm less disgusting than you
I hide various powers, see?
I'm legendary, man!
So move my watuta like in WarioWare
Look Wario, Wario Land returns to change your face
Although I hardly see that you don't resemble a monster
Pink pepper for a nose, let me inform you
It looks like a deformed Kirby crashed into your face
I'm disgusted by slow guys like you, they're so rare
Not even with that bike will you shadow my steps
Not even with gas propulsion will you stop going slower
Than the dark hedgehog who controls time and space
The most classic villain in games
From the time when kidnapping a princess was something new
So well, no one can match my long-standing name
You're called Eggman, but you don't have eggs, man
Robotnik, your damn Eggmobile
It's not that big a deal, even my son Bowsy made that
I have a loyal legion of Koopas and Goombas by my side
You didn't have a single henchman, that's why you've made them
Silence, Bowser! You can't hurt me
Are your strengths designed by three-year-old kids?
Your face scares and frightens people
You should always wear the Super Crown
Your life mission, stop being single
I don't want a princess, no
I want the whole world!
I don't think you'll be surprised when I defeat you
You're used to being beaten by mustached guys
Present!

You see that my squad has no rival
And now this Italian chef serves you the main dish
Trying to reach our success is futile
You and your furry army won't achieve anything
And as for the poster of your movie
What a horror!
I've met a thousand monsters and never saw something worse
The bambini love me, you're just a nini, kid
The only good thing you do is fill your Twitter with memes
Mario, you don't compare to me in rap
I also saw your movie, it was a deadly mess
Seeing your front face is really nauseating
Do you want me to go faster?
Gotta go fast!
Doing things fast isn't a guarantee
Your only recent decent game is Sonic Mania
Mamma mia! Thanks for inviting my games
So you have at least one good thing on your resume
I wouldn't trust you to save me, plumber
But when my toilet breaks, I'll call you right away
Do you have Cappy with you? Then throw me your hat
So you'll know what it feels like to be a real hero
Who wins?
Who's next?
You decide
Epic rap battles of geekdom!