Mario vs Sonic - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo

It's a me Mario
The most prestigious plumber
Known worldwide
You think you'll come out victorious
I've been through pixels you couldn't imagine, kid
Sega has sunk
But Nintendo triumphs in stardom
You're naked, oh my God
What to expect from a vulgar animal?
Gorillas, turtles
The whole fauna can no longer be my rival
Participating in the Olympics, I always came first
I hope I don't mess up when I kick
This hedgehog's blue back

I'm not a hedgehog
I'm a foolish hedgehog
Watch what you say
Fighting with me is being in a constant pow
It doesn't matter where you step
Because you're going to be crushed
And more than under sharp rocks
Let's see if you sweat during combat
Because you're as fat as Buddha
Your game is sexist
It's not that Peach is weaker for being a woman
And you have to defend her
And on top of that, you demand a kiss
As if she were an object of mere pleasure
You disgust me, idiotic mongrel
You don't beat me even with a mushroom
Your wrench is thin as spaghetti
And cuts like a macaroni

I am the idol
That you and any other protagonist would want to be
Sonic, I'm afraid you're in deep trouble today
Like through one of my pipes
You thought you could beat me
You wouldn't even with a star
You stumbled upon the 3D
I made the leap to the Wii And I've made a mark
I've traveled entire galaxies
I shoot fire from my fingers
You can fly away like Tails
To see me again at the top of game sales
Don't turn this sign that says I'm the winner
I'm going to get so many rings out of you
That I'll have to move to Mordor

Take them all
I'll still be richer
I have emeralds
I'm going to turn you into a ghost like Boo
Mario, don't show off
Robotnik and you have the same mustache that's gross
I'm not only fast in races
Also in rhymes, look
I'm that fast hero who has fought
Against the Black Knight and undoubtedly defeated him
I rubbed the magic lamp of the genie
And defeated him in a duel
Where fists and kicks have flown
Now I can go home to cook, do laundry
Finish Pillars of the Earth
Watch my series a dozen times over
And I still have time
To come and kick your ass

Friend, relax your voice
Amy says you're more premature than fast
You copied your transformation
From the Super Saiyan of Dragon Ball

Sorry, but to be honest
I don't fight against doctors or firefighters
I'm neither Don King Kong nor Bowser
But I'm going to make you see a Game Over