Phoenix Wright Vs Hershel Layton

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Hershei Layton
Against
Phoenix Wright
Come on!

Your Honor, I would like to proceed
And defend myself from this boring jerk
Thanks to Maya being a medium I was able to speak with Claer
And she says that it's better to be dead than to be living with you

Your bread face and your elegance cushion it
You have the same expressiveness as Kristian Stewar
As Don Paolo I will be your torment
You can't match my intellect

Not even my fluidity in tempo
This fight is only going to take me
One moment!
Even if you tell me that you win in this episode
The evidence of my flow will contradict your testimony

I have no rival
You are going to lose
In the legal profession I am the newest
And your style is
More past than
The relics you study
Take that!

I am a gentleman and I don't like conflicts
But I never turn down a classy hip hop duel
You're not that good of a lawyer
It is known from the beginning
Because if you want to fight me, you've lost your mind
The humiliation of Franzisca and Godot has no end

Tell me
Do all the prosecutors always abuse you so much?
And that hairstyle you wear
You look like a porcupine!
Thank goodness Luke helps me understand animals
My girlfriend left
But yours was crazy
He even tried to kill you

Boy
I think you are a masochist
And the truth is I don't like to brag
But being honest
The longest thing I own is not my hat
I object!
I hate this annoying archaeologist!

He gets scared by these blows I deal him with my texts
Go back to where you came from in your crappy Leytonmobile
Coming out of this fight alive is your lost future
I have nothing more to say about this teacher
You have one more turn left
So I'll let him talk

But your honor
If you are accused of being a loser
So it is clear that Hershei Layton is guilty
Call me Mile Edgeworth because I will be your rival
But in this case I will be the one to beat you
After my last verse you're going to end up so bad
That you will be the only Phoenix that cannot rise again

This reminds me of a puzzle
What happens when facing
To a lawyer lacking style and dignity
Against an eminent professor with world-wide success?
The solution is that Hershel Layton wins this rap

Who wins?
Who's next?
Up to you
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