Phoenix Wright Vs Hershel Layton

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Hershel Layton
Against
Phoenix Wright
Let's go!

Your Honor, I would like to proceed
And defend myself from this boring buffoon
Thanks to Maya being a medium I could talk to Claer
And she says better dead than living with you

Your bread face and elegance dampen it
You have the same expressiveness as Kristian Stewart
Like Don Paolo I'll be your torment
You can't match my intellect

Nor my flow in tempo
This fight will only take me
A moment!
Even if you say you win in this episode
The evidence of my flow will contradict your testimony

I have no rival
You will lose
In advocacy, I am the top
And your style is
More outdated than
The relics you study
Take that!

I'm a gentleman and I don't like conflicts
But I never refuse an elegant hip hop duel
You're not such a good lawyer
It's known from the start
Because if you want to fight with me, you've lost your mind
The humiliation of Franzisca and Godot is endless

Tell me
Do all the prosecutors abuse you so much?
And that hairstyle you have
You look like a porcupine!
It's a good thing Luke helps me understand animals
My girlfriend left me
But yours was crazy
She even tried to kill you
Boy
I think you're a masochist
And truthfully, I don't like to brag
But being honest
The longest thing I have isn't my hat
I object!
I detest this annoying archaeologist!

He's scared by these blows I deal with my texts
Go back with your lousy Laytonmobile where you came from
Surviving this fight is your lost future
I have nothing more to say about this professor
He has one more turn
So I'll let him speak

But Your Honor
If he's accused of being a loser
Then it's clear that Hershel Layton is guilty
Call me Miles Edgeworth because I'll be your rival
But in this case, I'll be the one to defeat you
After my last verse, you'll end up so bad
That you'll be the only Phoenix who can't rise again

This reminds me of a puzzle
What happens when you face
A lawyer lacking style and dignity
Against a prominent professor with global success?
The solution is that Hershel Layton wins in this rap

Who wins?
Who's next?
You decide
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