Steve Vs Aldeano - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo (Season 3)

Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom!
Steve against the Villager
Let's go!

[Steve]
Boy, you're not ready to face me
If your default game comes in creative mode
Here there's hunger and enemies
Unfriendly neighbors
For you, the biggest danger is being scammed by the Librarian
Steve has arrived!
The MC of MCs
The great boss!
In the sandbox, I'm the king
You envy my gift as a builder
I'm the toughest in the block
Call me bedrock
Minecraft is hardcore
Your saga is for newbies
From Horizons to New Leaf
Your universe inspires
Dirty furries that cheer geeks
And make your game turn into Animal Cruising
Come before me and my minecart will run you over!
What will you do against Mojang's jewel?
I already left my mark in history, look up and press A, you're looking at a star

[Villager]
Hello Steve! What are you doing here?
Did you come to my island for vacation?
Ah, you want to see the fruit I have! Right?
Well, how lucky! You're going to eat these peaches!
I'm here to show you that you're not worth it, rookie
I see you more upset than your cheap minerals
If the kids play with you sometimes!
The most stable relationship you've had
Has been with Alex Elcapo!
I have the drip of Pili and Mili, you don't follow my trail
You take longer to drop good bars
Than to update the caves
You had your fandom waiting for months, like Canela

[Canela, Villager]
Today there's no news either
A speed potion wouldn't hurt you
Maybe then you would have arrived before me in Smash
And furthermore... You were a factory of crypto-addicted kids
Who stopped mining redstone to mine bitcoin

[Steve]
Rapping, you're so annoying kid
That you could make me fall asleep even in the Nether
That's what happens, that in our brightest level
Your pickaxe is gold and mine is diamond
And your life is as boring as your lyrics
Yes! It can be seen if we compare our goals
Me defeating a dragon at the edge of the planet
You expanding the living room in exchange for another mortgage

[Villager]
What distinguishes your game was already invented by mine
Like a Creeper, you destroyed what I built
All you bring is violence for kids
I don't know if it's better to call you Steve or Steve-O!
I set up a place where everything's fine
You steal from my namesakes, man
You're a bastard as cruel as the one who gave birth to you
Because Notch turned out
To be such a disgusting creature
That would make Socrates vomit!

[Steve]
You come from the gangsta
You think your village is the hood
But the only connection you have with rap
Are the crappy rhymes you make when fishing for tuna
And you humiliate yourself for just eight Nook miles
Your latest game is like being a turkey in the bathroom
Peeking at the urinal next door
It consists of speculating with turnips
Of course it sold great!
It had a masterful marketing plan
A global pandemic

[Villager]
The truth is that I've done well
There you've been sharp!
But you're not Froggy Chair, stop kissing my ass!
Your contribution to the gaming world is something sordid
A story so dark that even your Story Mode was deleted
Because, despite your agronomic talents
Undoubtedly, your biggest harvest has been
That of pedophile YouTubers!
That said, you're a good miner, Steve
Because you'll always be
Below me
Bitch!

Who wins? Who's next?
You decide
Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom