Tortugas Ninja Vs Power Rangers

Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom
The Ninja Turtles against the Power Rangers
Let's go!

Stop, monsters! We come in the name of Zordon
Look, we've seen creatures, but nothing like you
Are they human?
Kinda weird
Reptilian!
Guys, they're just poor deformed creatures adopted
Come on, let's go!
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, we are
Classics very transcendent
I know you want to be part of this excellent team
But sadly, we're not looking for a green member
(Aww)
We were summoned with a purpose
To expel Rita Repulsa and thwart her destiny
We are the chosen heroes!
You mutants living among waste
You're the X-Beggars!
To be ninjas, you hide regularly
You're two-meter lizards!
But you wear a mask
Ahh!
The Renaissance artists would cry
Seeing these Naruturtles usurping their identity!

Dudes, I think we can do better with the boom bap
Sure, in the sewers, the flow abounds!
And even though it's prime time for crime in New York
We have time to beat these jerks
Shouting Cowabunga!
We won't be intimidated by color clones of the same personality-less avatar
Couldn't that floating bald guy give you more depth instead of a group cyber-cosplay of Among Us?
Investigating a bit, in your show I've seen your fights are different
What Donnie means is that among those dances of idiots and anti-special effects, they look like Tik-Tok challenges!
Even The Rock is tedious compared to our action!
You're going to be KO, boys
As if you were Bebop!
We make sparks fly
We'll make sparks fly!
You're a crappy bunch of protectors and even worse protagonists!

Let's show them our combined power
Here we go!
Megazord: Flow mode, activated!
(Hey!) United in dinosaur form, we've defeated several monsters: Daily, more than six!
And if our opponents are ordinary amphibians, we'll crush them more than Michael Bay did
You can't be so dumb to think you're superior
Maybe growing up surrounded by sphincter smells affected you
What a joke, it's super sad that what scares you the most are the infections Splinter transmits
After this beatdown
April O'Neil will report that these reptiles are R.I.P.

They don't understand they're not Kase O
Or that as a masked vigilante, Casey Jones is better
You're part of the past like your Dinozords
Let's send these prehistoric beings to extinction!
Guys, I think they've actually had enough
But Leo! --
They're not worth it as opponents!
They're so irrelevant, that in the next season their suits will be of five different teenagers
It's also true
Well, we ordered pizza, right?
A couple are already coming to our location!
Not all heroes wear capes
No need for a reason, but the best ones do wear a shell, bro!

Who wins?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epi- (tshh)
Cas (tshh)
Battles (tshh)
Of Geekdom Rap!