Fea (Pero Te Quiero)

Your hair is just a small portion
Of all the tangles you have, my love
You have hair on your back, on your belly
And even in your belly button, you have a lot

More than once I've gotten tangled
Among the big bushes of your gutter
You're King Kong, you're a tropical jungle
And I, baby, I'm your Tarzan

I say your mouth isn't too bad
But your teeth are somewhat supernatural
And even though I shouldn't talk about teeth
At least I usually clean mine

Your halitosis killed the neighbor's Doberman
And two hundred sailors from a German ship
They won't let you into the zoo
The skunks have said you smell awful

But I love you
You're so ugly that when you sent the photo by
Email, the antivirus detected it

But I love you
You're so ugly that the doctor said at birth
If it doesn't cry, it's a tumor

But I love you
You're so ugly that you went to an ugly contest and they said they didn't accept professionals

But I love you
You're so ugly that when you were born they put you in an incubator with tinted glass

But I love you
I continue, your voice drives me crazy when I'm asleep and you come up with things like Fer

Why don't you love me? Why don't you hug me? Why, tell me, why?
Damn, shut up, ignore me
Let your mother hug you, I want to sleep

And since you're leaving, see if you air out a bit
My love, you've escaped again

But there's nothing worse than your nymphomania
You have me all night and day
My poor little flute that can't take it anymore
You don't give it a second of peace

You're an insatiable being
You destroy inflatable dolls with just one squeeze
Your bed is a Roman circus and I'm the Christian
Trembling waiting for the lion

But I love you
You chose prostitution as a profession and died a virgin

But I love you
You're so ugly that instead of breastfeeding, your mother turned her back

But I love you
You're so ugly that you made onions cry

But I love you and no matter what I say
You suit me better than Sharon Stone
With your bushy hair, I've made two coats
That keep me warmer than bison

Your body odor counteracts the infernal smell
Of my feet and that's something great
Your great sexual appetite is better than a gym
With you, I feel like a kid and that's why I love you

But I love you
The doctor said at birth: If it flies, it's a bat

But I love you
At carnival, he went to buy a mask and they only gave him the rubber

But I love you
You're so ugly that instead of menstruation, you had monstruation