Quiero Un Novio
Alfredo Pérez y Fernando Alvarez
The Ideal Boyfriend: A Satirical Take on Modern Relationships
“Quiero Un Novio” by Alfredo Pérez y Fernando Alvarez is a satirical and humorous exploration of the unrealistic expectations often placed on romantic partners. The song's protagonist lists a series of exaggerated and often contradictory qualities they desire in a boyfriend, painting a picture of an idealized partner who is both perfect and subservient. This hyperbolic wish list serves to critique the often unattainable standards set by societal norms and personal fantasies.
The lyrics are filled with specific demands, such as wanting a boyfriend who will abandon his life for the protagonist, wear clothes chosen by them, and even smile despite being unhappy. These demands highlight the absurdity of expecting a partner to completely mold themselves to another's desires. The song also touches on mundane aspects of life, like discussing furniture from IKEA or complaining about bathroom habits, which adds a layer of relatability and humor. The repeated mention of understanding headaches and engaging in trivial conversations further emphasizes the unrealistic and often trivial nature of these expectations.
Culturally, the song taps into the universal theme of seeking the perfect partner while simultaneously acknowledging the impossibility of such a quest. The protagonist's longing for a boyfriend who is “manejable, sumerjible, recargable” (manageable, submersible, rechargeable) and other such qualities underscores the unrealistic nature of these desires. The song ends on a note of resigned humor, with the protagonist acknowledging their loneliness and the improbability of finding such a perfect partner, yet still holding on to the hope of being “rescued” from their solitude.
The playful and exaggerated nature of the lyrics, combined with the catchy melody typical of Alfredo Pérez y Fernando Alvarez's musical style, makes “Quiero Un Novio” a memorable and thought-provoking piece. It invites listeners to reflect on their own expectations in relationships and the often humorous gap between fantasy and reality.
