Quiero Un Novio

I want a boyfriend
Who looks me in the eyes
Who leaves his life for me
Who loves me and is affectionate
I want a boyfriend
Who wears shirts I choose
Who takes me out for walks on Sundays
And even if he's unhappy, he smiles

Manageable, submersible, rechargeable
Who takes me to the movies
Who understands if my head hurts
And we better put on clothes
And talk about my cousin's wedding
About furniture, about the kitchen

I want a boyfriend who likes Ikea things
With whom I can get mad every time he uses the bathroom
And pees outside
I want a boyfriend who stops at shop windows
Who remembers dates
Who forgets all his old lovers

Reasonable, predictable, reproachable
Who fixes my doorbell
Who understands if my head hurts
And we better put on clothes
And talk about the neighbor's affairs, about shoes, about curtains
Where are you?
I can't find you
But I know you'll rescue me
I deserve a life without tricks
Or chance, far from this loneliness

I can't help it
I want a boyfriend

Huggable, destructible, recordable
Who doesn't tell jokes
Who understands if my head hurts
And we better put on clothes
And talk about Cristina's hair
About my hair, about your belly
Where are you?
I can't find you
But I know you'll rescue me
I deserve a life without tricks
Or chance, far from this loneliness

I want a boyfriend
Someone more handsome than you
Who chooses the movies I like
At the video store