La Suegra

I want everyone to pay attention, pay attention, pay attention
It's the story of a crazy mother-in-law

Guess what
Ha
My mom is coming over to eat today
Again? She doesn't have to come every day
Tell that to your mom
My mom is cool, you'll see
Mmm oh yeah, sure, your mom is a...
Don't even open your mouth

She's a crazy old lady

Oh, if only you saw her, so serious and nice
Oh, you can't imagine the monster she becomes
Because when she arrives at home, she never wants to leave
She's always snooping around, doesn't let us live
She makes up a lot of stories and always causes problems
She follows us, criticizes me, this jealous crazy old lady

Chorus
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong time
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut up
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with me
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-law

She doesn't like me (3 times)
Mother-in-law (6 times)

Oh, we can't even be together because she shows up
Oh, there's no being in this world that convinces her
She threatens to stay and live in our house
Because she says her son needs more of a woman
She puts many uncertain things in his head
And speaks badly of me, all lies, crazy old lady

Chorus
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong time
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut up
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with me
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-law

Oh, and my mother-in-law is a pain
But because she's born on June 24th

Because when she arrives at home, she never wants to leave
She's always snooping around, doesn't let us live
She makes up a lot of stories and always causes problems
She follows us, criticizes me, this jealous crazy old lady

Chorus
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong time
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut up
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with me
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-law

She doesn't like me (3 times)
This old lady is crazy, she's crazy

Well, my love, I have to go because I have to go record
Record? But you don't even play
Why do you say that if I'm a partner?
Oh, okay
Oh, by the way, my mom is going to stay with you
What?!