El Trap Del Hombre Promedio (feat. Sptfff y Bad Hombres)

Finally a trap
For you and for me
That makes me feel
Identified

'Cause I'm just an average guy
(I'm the most average)
I'm an average man
(Though I pay my bills)

I'm just an average guy
(My debt's pretty rough)
I'm an average man
I'm left with half my paycheck

I'm just an average guy
(I'm the most average)
I'm an average man
(I have no other choice)

I'm just an average guy
(I pay in ten installments)
I'm an average man
Halfway

I wanna hit it hard with this girl tonight
But telling her makes me shy, I'm really insecure
I don't have a gym body, fame, or cash
Even though I love to dance, I'm not the life of the party

But I have a Netflix account
But I have a Netflix account
Premium
Yeah!

I can cook some recipes
My mom taught me and they turn out just right
And I have an adorable cat
Though he just bites me and isn't that nice
I have a car from 2009

That I'm still paying for and it won't move
I'm not great at negotiating
I'm not the best driver
But I have a Netflix account
But I have a Netflix account
Premium
Yeah!

I'm just an average guy
(I'm the most average)
I'm an average man
(Though I pay my bills)
I'm just an average guy
(My debt's pretty rough)
I'm an average man
I'm left with half my paycheck

I have a dog waiting in my bed
Her name's Cookie and she greets me with her tail
Pizza tastes better
When I take it out of the freezer
Why does it taste so good the next day?

For breakfast, it goes down just fine
It's a big mystery to solve
(Baby)
I'm not Maluma, I'm just a simple Colombian
In bed, I'm the Mozart of the everyday
I'm not Bad Bunny but I'm no worm either
Most of the sex I've had is with my hand

If you mess with me
You might just win
'Cause I'm not brave and I'm not that strong
And my body feels like silk
When I was 9, I fought in school
And it wasn't my fault 'cause he provoked

Still, they punished us both
There's no justice in the world
I'm not Maluma, I'm just a simple Colombian
In bed, I'm the Mozart of the everyday
I'm not Bad Bunny but I'm no worm either

Most of the sex I've had is with my hand
I'm not Maluma, I'm just a simple Colombian
In bed, I'm the Mozart of the everyday
I'm not Bad Bunny but I'm no worm either
Most of the sex I've had is with my hand

I hope you already know the chorus
'Cause I'm tired of putting subtitles
(Because I'm just an average guy
(I'm the most average)

I'm an average man
(Though I pay my bills)
I'm just an average guy
(My debt's pretty rough)
I'm an average man
I'm left with half my paycheck

I'm just an average guy
(I'm the most average)
I'm an average man
(I have no other choice)

I'm just an average guy
(I pay in ten installments)
I'm an average man
Halfway)
(Ha!, Sptfff)
(Bad Hombres)
(And the rooster with autotune cu, cu, cu)
(The average guy's trap)