Senhor Extraterrestre

I'll tell you a story
That I can't get out of my memory
It was a victory for me
In this space age
The other day I shivered
When I opened the door and saw
A very large UFO
Landed in my backyard

I immediately knocked on the door
A crooked figure came
I said: If you don't mind
Could you go away?
I have this clothes drying
And it will still get dirty
If that thing stays there
Blowing smoke out

And the extraterrestrial lord
He found himself a little confused
I wanted to speak but I said: Pi
It was badly tuned
He touched the little button
And you could tell me then
That had been fined
For having caught him
No driver's license

Oh sir, I'm sorry
I don't want to look bad
So where are you?
It neither helps nor slows me down
The worst is the neighbor
That seems to guess
When you see that I'm alone
With a stranger in my house

But since you're standing there
Come have a coffee
It makes me sad, because you
It doesn't even look bad
And I wanted to know too
If in the land where you come from
Don't know anyone there
Get me some cod

And the extraterrestrial lord
He found himself a little confused
I wanted to speak but I said: Pi
It was badly tuned
He touched the little button
He told me to get a hard time
For in the land where he came from
It doesn't even smell like sardines
The more cod

Tell us what's new now
Are you married? Do you miss it?
Do you already have children? How old are you?
Just one? Who does it come from?
There are portraits, for sure
Show me, oh what wealth!
Isn't it beautiful?
So green, just like his father

Do you already have the keys in your hand?
Are you going back to the plane?
Wait, they're already there
Some sandwiches for the trip
And also wear that one
Flannel condom
For when you open the window
Don't catch a cold from plowing

And the extraterrestrial lord
He found himself a little confused
I wanted to speak but I said: Pi
It was badly tuned
He touched the little button
And then he could tell me
Do you want me to come visit you?
Who finds it funny when I talk
Or at least to write

And the extraterrestrial lord
He found himself a little confused
I wanted to speak but I said: Pi
It was badly tuned
He touched the little button
Just to say: God bless you
I gave him a glass of wine
And there he went on his way
Which was a bit zigzagging