Metrosexual

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Metrosexual

When we met,
we couldn't believe how similar we were.
It's not a huge coincidence
that with so many hair dye colors,
we both brought, ash blonde mahogany?

I have a metrosexual boyfriend,
uses extensions, never stops combing,
he has to look at himself in every mirror.
Goes to the gym even on Christmas.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

He knows how to dress and how to walk,
curled eyelashes, sculpted chin,
entire body is waxed,
entire body is operated on:
pectoral muscles, chin, and even circumcised.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

Sleeps in a tanning bed
and dreams of opening a spa,
does pilates upon waking up and spinning after breakfast.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

I think he's obsessed.
He says he's too wrinkled.
I think he's too thin.
He says he's gaining weight.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

No one understands his feminine side,
he's a man who wants to look divine. [x3]

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

Once he was in prison,
arrested for stealing Avon products.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

No one understands his feminine side,
he's a man who wants to look divine. [x3]

The other night he woke up screaming:
he told me he had a nightmare,
he dreamt he went to the bathroom and there were no face masks.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

No one understands his feminine side,
he's a man who wants to look divine. [x2]

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

Once he was in prison,
arrested for stealing Avon products.

Metro, metro, metrosexual
Metro, metro, metrosexual

No one understands his feminine side,
he's a man who wants to look divine. [x3]...