La Güera Televisa

Yeah, I'm feeling down, I don't have the smile of a Televisa star
Yeah, I'm thinking of ending it all, I don't have the face of a TV Azteca star
No matter what I do, it all goes to hell
For my songs to succeed, I need some silicone
A foot taller and a sculpted body
So they say my music is culture.

I can't be a blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa

I’ll never be a magazine model
I’ll never be a beauty for Univision
Luis Miguel wouldn’t take me to the graveyard
They’d never give me a hosting gig on Telemundo

Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa

I’m the ugliest on the Internet
I’m shorter than in the Sonet
Vulgar and basic like Roma detergent
I was diagnosed as a psycho bum

If I were privileged
I’d sing only ballads
That would talk about love, not urban tales
But I’m so frustrated
That all I can write are dumb things

I can't be a blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa

I’ll never be a magazine model
I’ll never be a beauty for Univision
Luis Miguel wouldn’t take me to the graveyard
They’d never give me a hosting gig on Telemundo

Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa

I have a canary's body
I’ll never show my calendar
I’ll never date businessmen
I have to deal with minimum wage

If God is good, give me a sign
Make me blonder or I’m leaving this Earth

I can't be a blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde...

I can't be a blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa

I can't be a blonde from Televisa
I can't be a blonde from Televisa
I can't be a blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa
Blonde, blonde, blonde from Televisa

I’ll never be, I’ll never be, a blonde from Televisa

Because I’m amanditititititita!!!!